About
Ahmnodt Heare is a fictional character running a real campaign. He is an Independent candidate for President of the United States. His views on solving America’s problems is different than the ideas being offered by any Republican or Democratic candidate.
In the upcoming days, he will give a daily account of his political activities, campaigns, and other behind the scene activities like no other candidate ever has.
The purpose of this blog is to showing the absurdity of Ahmnodt Heare’s platform and show that the two major parties are equally absurd (especially at the federal level.)
If you are fed up with the two-party duopoly, then feel free to write in “Ahmnodt Heare” for the office of your choosing.
On Election Day, tell your fellow Americans, “Ahmnodt Heare!”
Ahmnodt Heare for America. Ahmnodt Heare for You.
Ahmnodt Heare for President 
Things Left Unsaid
A presidential candidate often gives his (or her) opinion on many subjects. Not all subjects involve politics. As important as it is for me to talk about the issues of the day, it is equally important to know when NOT to comment.
One of the things I cannot comment on while I am running for President is how awful drivers are here in New Jersey. It is especially unwise to mention how bad New Jersey drivers are while I am still living in New Jersey. So I will refrain from mentioning how often they tailgate. Some of them are so close that I can tell the color of their eyes. As a general rule, I don’t want to know anything about the appearance of the driver behind me. Mentioning little things like they like driving in parking lots like they’re freeways is a no-no. The fact that they tend to think that directional signals are optional would be huge faux-pas. I will not comment on how New Jersey drivers pay the highest auto insurance rates FOR A REASON!
For the reasons listed above, I will be keeping my opinion of how people in New Jersey drive to myself.
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May 24, 2013 Posted by Ahmnodt Heare | Ahmnodt, campaign, commentary, editorial | blinkers, commets, directional signals, drivers, driving, New Jersey, opinion, parking lots, tailgating | 5 Comments