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My Solution to the Hobby Lobby Supreme Court Decision

The Supreme Court ruled in favor of Hobby Lobby in stating that Hobby Lobby did not have to provide coverage for contraception to their employees because they objected on religious grounds.  What needs to be done now is not bickering over whether the decision was the correct decision or not.  People who cannot afford contraception still need contraception.  My solution is to have a fundraiser and raise money so these people can have access to contraception.

It is important to make sure these people get contraception for two reasons: 1)If they cannot afford contraception, then they cannot afford raising a baby.  The more people needing help raising a baby, the greater the financial strain it will be for all Americans.  2)If they can’t figure out a way to get a few bucks for condoms or a few more bucks for the pill, then they’re probably not smart enough to figure out to hold their sexual urges as much as possible until things get better financially.

If there is enough positive response to this idea, I will set up a donation page sometime after the Fourth of July holiday weekend.

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July 2, 2014 Posted by | Ahmnodt, commentary, editorial, health care, humor, issues, satire | , , , , , , , | Comments Off on My Solution to the Hobby Lobby Supreme Court Decision

Starting From Scratch

Preparations are now underway for Orgies for Abstinence V.  I thought I had pamphlets left over from Orgies for Abstinence IV, but I do not.  I couldn’t find a copy on my hard drive or on any USB drive or CD-Roms.  These pamphlets are a vital part of bringing abstinence awareness at orgies.  Without them, it will be like any other Friday night.

i went through search engines hoping to find a template for abstinence.  I couldn’t find a template, but I did find a Christian organization that was selling pamphlets.  This cannot do.  Abstinence information is too important to sell.  This information should be available for free.

I will be volunteering next weekend for the “Condoms for Cousins” campaign up in the mountains.  I am hoping we can get enough condoms so I could have some of what is left over for the “Orgies for Abstinence” campaign.

Critics in the past have asked my why do I need condoms and Viagra to promote abstinence.  It is fair and valid question.  The answer is the same reason why the military uses guns, bombs, and tanks to promote peace.  Sometimes you have to do what is against your beliefs to get to the point where you can abide by your mores.

The formatting for pamphlets will make it impossible to post it here, but when I am finished, I will provide a link to where you can print it in WYSIWYG format.

February 28, 2012 Posted by | Ahmnodt, campaign, commentary, humor, issues, politics, War | , , , , , , , , | 5 Comments

Back in the Saddle Again

I was hoping today’s blog entry was going to be which candidate for President I was going to endorse in the 2012 election.  But a few things happened to me since I announced I was no longer actively campaigning for President:

  • Vice-Presidential candidate Albee Thayer has filed a lawsuit against me.  He has bought $10,000 worth of custom-wrapped condoms for the campaign.  The condom wrapper reads: “Heare and Thayer – For Your Protection.”  He had been handing some out at local nudie bars and brothels.
  • My campaign manager won’t get out of my hair.  I thought by not running that my campaign manager would find something to do with his time.  But he keeps coming over because he says he is bored out of his mind.
  • My daughter has had her classmates pick on her since I made my decision.  She was so upset that she went to a movie this weekend knowing how I feel about the movie industry.  Her mother said she has also been listening to Justin Bieber songs on the internet.
  • My Domina was so angry with me that she ignored the safe word this weekend.
  • I couldn’t help but think about Dave the homeless guy in North Carolina.  I did not want to run in 2008, but Dave was insistent that I run.  He said that America needed me to be President more than I didn’t want to be President and it was a higher calling.  (Even higher than he was that day.)
After giving it much thought and discussions with those above I mentioned, I have decided to resume my campaign as soon as my back heels from the weekend’s activities.

October 17, 2011 Posted by | Ahmnodt, campaign, commentary, editorial, humor, politics, satire | , , , , , | 4 Comments

   

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