Ahmnodt Heare for President

Ahmnodt Heare For America… Ahmnodt Heare For You.

PRESS RELEASE: Ahmnodt Heare to Run for President

July 22, 2011

Independent candidate Ahmnodt Heare has announced his intention to run for President of the United States.  He made this announcement today in front of his dog and Contessa Brewer of MSNBC fame.  (Ms. Brewer was not at the announcement, but was on television when the announcement was made.)

The original announcement was made on November 5, 2008.  Word did not get out because somebody forgot to hit “send” to the press release that was supposed to go to all of the news agencies.  (I plead the Fifth.)  A lot has changed since then, and not too much for the better.

I had warned when I ran for President in 2008 that whomever would win the election (aside from me) would fail to tackle the issues that matter to Americans the most.  One such issue is affordable entertainment.  I addressed this issue before deciding to run for President.  In my video “Cinemafia,” I addressed why movies were expensive and offered solutions to make entertainment more affordable for Americans.


People say that a leader has to be able to compromise.  Hogwash!  All compromise does is take bad ideas from one party and bad ideas from the other party and make it law.  I will enact only those good ideas consistent with my platform.  Doing something is not better than doing nothing when doing something is a step backwards.  I am not afraid of doing nothing.

Below is the contact information to reach Ahmnodt Heare:

e-mail: ahmnodtheare@politician.com

Twitter: @ahmnodtheare

Phone: (507)-AHMNODT (246-6638)



July 22, 2011 Posted by | Ahmnodt, campaign, humor, politics, satire | , , , , | 1 Comment

Foot in the Door

It took me a long time, but I finally got my name mentioned on TV.  Not just my name, but a quote I said.  It was read aloud AND it was shown on the screen with “AHMNODTHEARE” in caps.  Below is the tweet I sent:

The Question asked was: “Why are people so reluctant to prepare for an emergency before it happens?”

It was on MSNBC on Contessa Brewer’s show.  She read her question at the beginning of her show (Noon Mondays – Fridays) and reads the best replies at the end of her show.  The only bad part is that the Twitter readings aren’t posted on the web like other parts of the shows so I will be unable to post the video.

I should add that Drew Pelto doesn’t hate grasshoppers.  He was just reciting St. Urho’s chant: “Heinäsirkka, heinäsirkka, mene täältä hiiteen!” (“Grasshopper, grasshopper, go from hence to Hell!”),

It looks like the key to prolonged media exposure will be to go the “Baba Booey” route.  This is done by calling in to talk shows and greeting the show you are calling with “Ahmnodt Heare.”  This also works at work meetings when the manager asks if there are any questions.

I have a feeling that “Ahmnodt Heare” will be a household name by the Summer.  It is already a phrase used when someone calls a bar looking for their spouse.

March 16, 2011 Posted by | Ahmnodt, campaign, commentary, humor, satire, Social Networking | , , , , , | 7 Comments


Part of my campaign’s outreach involves occasionally posting entries that are not in English.  Today’s entry is in Danish.  (En del af min kampagne’s opsøgende arbejde involverer lejlighedsvis udstationering poster, der ikke er på engelsk. Dagens post er på dansk.)

Jeg har udført nogle af mine mål, at jeg ville have sat, hvis jeg blev valgt til formand. Jeg har også fastsat tendenser, som andre præsidentkandidater havde brugt efter at jeg har en vision om at prøve først gerne valgkamp iEuropa og i Canada. Når jeg ikke fastlægges politiske tendenser, ser jeg skridt bliver lavet som et resultat af min politiske aktivisme og berømthed påtegninger.

På trods af mine resultater, jeg stadig har lang vej at gå, før jeg har en reel chance for at blive valgt. Jeg har endnu til at være på tv til en samtale. Jeg ville være i stand til at gå gennem en hel interviewet med Contessa Brewer uden drooling for at virke troværdig. Jeg er nødt til at være den første oftere. Jeg var Outfoxed af Jim Ogonowski at få afdøde personer til at registrere for at stemme.

Jeg har udrettet en masse, men det vil ikke betyde noget uden din fortsatte støtte. Det er din støtte, der giver mig lyst til at gøre vores land bedre, og det takker jeg dig.

October 14, 2009 Posted by | Ahmnodt, Obama, satire | , , , , , | 5 Comments


I have accomplished some of my goals that I would have set if I was elected President.  I have also set trends that other presidential candidates had used after I have the vision to try first like campaigning in Europe and in Canada.  When I am not setting political trends, I am seeing steps being made as a result of my political activism and celebrity endorsements.

Despite of my accomplishments, I still have a long way to go before I have a real chance of getting elected.  I have yet to be on television for an interview. I would have to be able to go through an entire interview given by Contessa Brewer without drooling in order to seem credible.  I have to be the first more often.  I was outfoxed by Jim Ogonowski in getting deceased people to register to vote.

I have accomplished a lot, but it won’t mean anything without your continued support.  It is your support that makes me want to make our country better, and for that I thank you.

October 13, 2009 Posted by | Ahmnodt, campaign, Canada, commentary, editorial, endorsement, humor, issues, media, politics, satire | , , , , , | 1 Comment


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