Ahmnodt Heare for President

Ahmnodt Heare For America… Ahmnodt Heare For You.

Tweet Number 6000 #ForSale

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Tweets, Following, and Followers accurate as of 8/30/2012 at 7:25PM EDT. Your mileage may vary.

Here is your chance to get some publicity for your business. Here is how this will work:

  1. Submit your bid to ahmnodtheare@politician.com as soon as possible.  Bid should include amount as a phone number to call should you are the winner.  Billing will be discussed by phone.
  2. Contest will end when I reach my 5,990 tweet.
  3.  If you win, you will be allowed to submit a tweet up to 134 characters.  Six spaces will be reserved for ” #6000″ so others will know it is my 6000th tweet.
  4. My 5999th tweet will announce the winning bid as well as the day and time the winner wishes the tweet to be released.
  5. I will use your company’s logo as my profile background from when I tweet my 5999th tweet until seven days after I release my 6000th tweet.
  6. Void where prohibited.  (I don’t know where it’s prohibited, but I threw in the disclaimer to make this look legitimate.)

All bids will be kept secret.  A complete list of bids will be available to anyone who wishes to see it when the winner is announced.  Good luck to one and all!

August 30, 2012 Posted by | Ahmnodt, humor, Social Networking | , , , , | 2 Comments

Returning a Favor

My campaign manager has done a good job considering he doesn’t get paid.  He doesn’t ask for much.  I figured now would be a good time to return a favor for him.

He has entered a flavor in Frito-Lay’s “Do Us a Flavor” contest which contestants try to make the next flavor of Lay’s Potato Chips.  I don’t normally do things for him.  He wanted me to vote for the next “Family Guy” character.  His idea was so stupid that as soon as I said “No,” I forgot what his character was.

I think he is on to something.  Chicken Cacciatore as a potato chip sounds better than the “Cookies and Cream” flavor I submitted.  Chicken Cacciatore is normally a sloppy meal to eat that always seems to find a way to stain a white short.  The potato chip would capture that great flavor without staining shirts.  If you have Facebook, you can click the potato chip bag and click the “I’d Eat That” button as well as vote for it against other flavors (Like Cookies and Cream).

August 2, 2012 Posted by | Ahmnodt, campaign, humor | , , , , , , | 1 Comment

Haiku Contest

A Haiku Contest

Now until next Monday

Winner gets a smile.  🙂

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The haiku must have

good things about my campaign

And why vote for me.

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I’ll include haikus

When I write my haiku post

Explaining my views.

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Enter many times

The more haikus the better

Void where prohibited.

August 22, 2011 Posted by | Ahmnodt, campaign, humor | , | 2 Comments

Contest Results

There really isn’t too much to say that I didn’t say in the video.  I had to shave my head and beard because I lost a bet to a New York Mets fan.  The Nationals were leading the Mets last night 3-2 in the top of the night.  I had bet that the Nationals would hold the lead and win the game.  The Mets won the game 6-3.  😦

April 28, 2011 Posted by | Ahmnodt, campaign, humor | , , | 8 Comments

The Contest

Rumor has it that I posted something about a contest last week.  That rumor is true.  The winner of the contest will get a personalized video from me stating thanks for supporting the campaign.

THE CONTEST*:

Write an essay stating why Ahmnodt Heare should be elected President of the United States.  The essay should be no more than 300 words (but at least 50)  The word limitation is because I don’t want to spend all day reading.  The essay should be posted in either your blog (Please leave a link in the comments section) or on my fan page on Facebook.  The contest starts on April 5, 2011 and will end on April 15 at 12:00PM Eastern.

* – Void where prohibited.  Some assembly required.  Your gas mileage may vary.  Batteries not included.  Chances of winning depend on number of entries.

April 5, 2011 Posted by | Ahmnodt, humor, satire | , | 9 Comments

Contest Coming Soon

I haven’t decided what the contest is going to be about yet, but I have decided on the grand prize.  The grand prize will be a personalized video from me to the winner of the contest.  The video will be posted on this blog and on YouTube.  I will also e-mail a copy of the video to the winner so he or she can watch the video offline at one’s convenience.

March 27, 2011 Posted by | Ahmnodt, campaign | , , , | 7 Comments

Bah Hamburg!

For those people unfamiliar with Hamburg, NJ, it is a small town approximately 10 miles south of the New York/New Jersey border in the western part of New Jersey – near where I currently live.

My slogan, “Bah Hamburg” is a finalist for Hamburg’s contest to get people to shop in Hamburg.  Slogans should be short and attention getting.  One of the slogans I am up against is, “Hamburg – the Pulse of Sussex County!”  That slogan is both long and incorrect.  There are two other finalists, but I haven’t heard their slogans through the grapevine today.

If you happen to be in the small village of Hamburg, NJ this week, shop the stores and tell the store clerks, “Bah Hamburg!”

November 10, 2009 Posted by | Ahmnodt, campaign, humor, satire | , , , , , , , | 4 Comments

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