Ahmnodt Heare for President

Ahmnodt Heare For America… Ahmnodt Heare For You.

Site Update

It’s a minor update, but since many people have been checking the older posts, I decided to make a change.  My past policy was to close comments after thirty days.  I have decided to remove that decision with an overwhelming majority of older posts.  The few posts that will have still have that restriction will be the posts that become spam magnets for Louis Vuitton handbags, pornography, and other items that have nothing to do with the topic being discussed.

Since many of you are relatively new to the blog, you have probably not read every entry.  Since this is the 1606th blog entry, you probably don’t want to read all of the previous 1605 entries in one sitting.  To find what I have written about a specific subject, feel free to use the “search” button located underneath the “About” section on the right side of the blog.

If English is not your native language, you can leer este blog en español, lire ce blog en français, lesen diesen Blog auf Deutsch在中国读此博客, eadray isthay ogblay inway igpay atinlay, or read this blog in English.

The “Tools” page includes other methods I keep in touch with people as well as simple things you can do to support the campaign and an easy way to remember how to spell “Ahmnodt Heare” to write in your vote for President in November.

Thank you for your continued support.  Please keep in mind when discussing my campaign with your friends and enemies that I am the only major candidate who is running a penniless campaign and will not be asking for donations.  You can’t blame me for all of those ads because I am not running any of them.

May 15, 2012 Posted by | Ahmnodt, campaign, election, humor, politics, write-in | , , , , , , , , , , , | 9 Comments

WALNUT and ACORN

ACORN continues to find itself in trouble.  I first mentioned last year about WALNUT (We Americans Lending Naturally Underused Talents).  While ACORN is losing money because people are wising up their shenanigans and not donating to them, people are not donating to WALNUT because WALNUT is often confused with ACORN.

WALNUT does not take government money because of all the paperwork involved.   They are run solely by donor contributions.  However; because WALNUT does not like government involvement with its business, donations are NOT tax-deductible.

Please help the poor and donate to WALNUT today!  If you cannot donate today and are currently struggling to make ends meet, you can leave WALNUT as a sole beneficiary.  Not only will you not have to worry about harassing telemarketing calls for donations because you have donated before, but people will say nice things about you posthumously because you left a generous donation in your will.

December 17, 2009 Posted by | Ahmnodt, commentary, humor, issues, satire, scandal | , , , , , , , , | 2 Comments

The “Penniless” Campaign

Many of my critics claim that I have poor fundraising skills and that I will not become President because I do not have fundraising skills.  They say this because I do not have a “PayPal” link on my website for campaign contributions.  It is time to set the record straight.

The reason why I do not have a “PayPal” link on my website is because I am not accepting contributions.  I am not accepting contributions because I cannot be bought like other politicians can.  Running for President shouldn’t be about how much money one can raise.  it should be about how one can help the country get on the right track.

By not raising money and not spending money I don’t have, I am hoping to show that I am fiscally responsible.  Politicians raise millions for their campaigns because they love to spend.  That should not be what being a politician is all about.  Being a politician should be about the issues and character.  Even many of my opponents will tell you that I am a character.

I hope this is a satisfactory explaination of why I am not raising money.  If you have any questions, please leave a comment below or e-mail ahmnodtheare\@/politician.com.

August 13, 2009 Posted by | Ahmnodt, campaign, editorial, election, politics, satire | , , , , , | 4 Comments

   

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