Ahmnodt Heare for President

Ahmnodt Heare For America… Ahmnodt Heare For You.

It’s Now Official*

*(Or is it?)

Mitt Romney won Texas last night which gives him enough delegates to clinch the Republican nomination.  There is one problem with this assumption:  Delegates are not obligated to vote for the candidate to whom they are assigned.  This is not the case.  In fact many of delegates Mitt Romney “won” are really Ron Paul supporters.

This brings me to the next stage of my campaign.  New Jersey and California are among the states yet to hold their primaries or caucuses.  If you are a Republican or Democrat, feel free to vote for the candidate of your choice if you also get to vote for delegates.  If you also get to vote for delegates in New Jersey, write in “Ahmnodt Heare” as a delegate in the party of your choice.  If you live in California (or another state who hasn’t voted yet) and you are an Ahmnodt Heare supporter, feel free to write your name in.  Send an e-mail to ahmnodtheare@politician.com and I will spread the word that you are a delegate for the Ahmnodt Heare campaign.

My next plan of action will be to talk to the delegates who are already assigned and persuade them to vote for me at the convention.  If my plan works, I will be the Republican AND the Democratic candidate.  If I can get on the ballot as the Republican and Democratic candidate, then you won’t have to learn how to spell “Ahmnodt Heare.”

May 30, 2012 Posted by | Ahmnodt, Democrats, election, humor, politics, satire, voting, write-in | , , , , , | 4 Comments

Subliminal Endorsement

NOTE TO MEDIA:  I will be available for interviews starting tomorrow at 9:30AM Eastern.

I usually do not like people who try to do subliminal messages.  This is why I have the utmost respect for Tom DeLay putting his neck out on the line endorsing me last year.

I understand why Sarah Palin  could not endorse me verbally at the Tea Party convention last night.  It would seem awkward if after she was paid $100,000 to speak to a group and openly endorsed somebody who didn’t belong to the group.  Pictures from The Mudflats

While Sarah Palin was talking about conservative values, she held her hand open and people could see scribble on her hand.

A closeup of her hand shows what she really wanted to say at the convention.

I would like to thank former Governor Palin for continuing to be mavericky and to covertly get the message out.

February 7, 2010 Posted by | Ahmnodt, endorsement, humor, politics, satire, speech | , , , , , , | Comments Off on Subliminal Endorsement

I Should Have Ran as a Libertarian

I was reading some blogs last night about the Libertarian Convention, most notably “Last Free Voice.”  The blog was commenting on how unlibertarian some of the candidates are.  I might not agree with everything the Libertarian Party stands for, but I think they would like parts of my platform.

I am sure they would like my “Life begins at 40” position on abortion.  I also think that although it’s not totally libertarian, they would think of my “video surveillance on only the hottest women” position as a good start. 

I may not be the most libertarian candidate.  But I am pretty sure that I am more libertarian than Bob Barr, Wayne Alan Root, or Mike Gravel.  I am not too sure that Tucker Carlson is going to be elected, being that nobody knew he was considering running until yesterday.

 

May 23, 2008 Posted by | Ahmnodt, campaign, election, issues, Platform, satire | , , , , , , , , | Comments Off on I Should Have Ran as a Libertarian

   

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