Ahmnodt Heare for President

Ahmnodt Heare For America… Ahmnodt Heare For You.

My Response to Glenn Beck

Glenn Beck attacked my supporters and me yesterday during his show.  I expressed gratitude in bringing much-needed exposure to my campaign.  There are a few inaccuracies that I need to address:

  • I had nothing to do with Barack Obama’s campaign – We were opponents in 2008 and will be opponents in 2012.  I am an Independent, not a Democrat.
  • I ate rice at China House (a restaurant in Woodbury, NJ).  I did not eat rice in China.  I have never been to China.
  • A “Known ‘Googler'” – He has me there.  I am a Googler.  Isn’t everybody?
  • His Blackboard is full of inaccuracies.  The only people on there who belong are Pamela, Claire, David and Batman.  The connection between Ahmnodt Heare for President LLC and the IRS is mandated by law.  I have tried to free myself from this abusive relationship, but to no avail.
  • I am an advocate of WALNUT, not ACORN.
  • I have nothing to do with Nergal, Negril, or any other ancient being.
  • The “Ahmnodt Heare is the Czar of Ruining America” sign:  That sign was from a supporter who is spelling deficient.  The sign should have read, “Ahmnodt Heare is the Czar of Running America”, and even that is technically inaccurate.

I hope this clears everything up.  If you have any questions about the video or the campaign, please feel free to ask.

March 11, 2010 Posted by | Ahmnodt, commentary, editorial, endorsement, humor, media, Obama, satire | , , , , , , , , | 2 Comments

   

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