NFL Week 7 Picks
Last Week: 8-6 Season: 50-39-1 (.561)
Best Bets: 2-1 Season 9-9 (.500)
Winners in Bold – Best Bets *
Maybe I should run for Washington Redskins’ Head Coach instead of President. I hope the old guy the Redskins hired to call plays will do a better job than Jim Zorn did. Lost in the miserable year is how well the defense has been playing. If Dan Snyder is reading this and he is looking for a head coach, I proudly offer myself and my ideas.
| Date & Time | Favorite | Spread | Underdog |
| 10/25 1:00 ET | San Diego | -5 | At Kansas City |
| 10/25 1:00 ET | Indianapolis | -13.5 | At St. Louis |
| 10/25 4:15 ET | At Cincinnati | -1.5 | Chicago |
| 10/25 1:00 ET | Green Bay | -7.5 | At Cleveland |
| 10/25 1:00 ET | At Pittsburgh | -4 | Minnesota |
| 10/25 1:00 ET | New England | -14.5 | Tampa Bay (At London) |
| 10/25 1:00 ET | At Houston | -3 | San Francisco |
| 10/25 4:05 ET | NY Jets | -6 | At Oakland |
| 10/25 4:05 ET | At Carolina* | -7 | Buffalo |
| 10/25 4:15 ET | New Orleans | -6.5 | At Miami |
| 10/25 4:15 ET | At Dallas | -4 | Atlanta* |
| 10/25 8:20 ET | At NY Giants* | -7 | Arizona |
Monday Night Football Point Spread
| 10/26 8:35 ET | Philadelphia | -7 | At Washington |
NOTE: For Entertainment Purposes Only. Void Where Prohibited. Do Not Attempt at Home. Point spread courtesy of Footballlocks.com
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The Entry I Didn’t Get to Write
I was hoping to write an entry called “You’re Only as Good as Your Last Game.” I was going to write about the Redskins 20-16 win in San Diego to end the season. I was going to write that the Redskins have laid the foundation for what promises to be a better 2010 season. I can’t write about that now. I can’t write about it because the Redskins didn’t end on a good note. They didn’t win 20-16. They lost 23-20 with 37 seconds left as the Chargers’ backup quarterback threw a touchdown to the fullback and handed the Redskins yet another loss. How many times does a fullback catch a pass? Only against the Redskins…
Redskins fans, rejoice! Not over the game, not over the season, but that Jim Zorn and the Bingo-calling offensive coordinator were finally shown the door. Hopefully Dan Snyder will hire somebody who knows how to coach. Don’t let Matt Millen anywhere near this organization! That would be the kiss of death. That would be the Waterloo of the Redskins’ organization just like losing to the Lions was the Waterloo of the 2009 season.
I hope the Redskins get Mike Shanahan to coach. But if things don’t work out with him, I would like to see somebody with head coaching experience in either the NFL or the NCAA.
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January 4, 2010 Posted by Ahmnodt Heare | commentary, editorial, humor, satire, Washington | Chargers, Dan Snyder, Jim Zorn, Mike Shanahan, Redskins, San Diego, Sherman Lewis, Washington Redskins, Waterloo | 2 Comments