Returning a Favor
There had to be a first. There’s a first love, first dance, first spouse, and first divorce proceeding. For me, there was a first endorsement and I will always be thankful. The first person to endorse was none other than former House Majority Leader Tom DeLay.
As a token of my appreciation for his endorsements throughout my 2008 campaign, I am officially endorsing Tom DeLay in the next “Dancing with the Stars” series. I will be posting the phone numbers and/or text numbers where people can cast their votes for Tom DeLay.
Please join me in electing Tom DeLay as America’s Top Dancer.
About
Ahmnodt Heare is a fictional character running a real campaign. He is an Independent candidate for President of the United States. His views on solving America’s problems is different than the ideas being offered by any Republican or Democratic candidate.
In the upcoming days, he will give a daily account of his political activities, campaigns, and other behind the scene activities like no other candidate ever has.
The purpose of this blog is to showing the absurdity of Ahmnodt Heare’s platform and show that the two major parties are equally absurd (especially at the federal level.)
If you are fed up with the two-party duopoly, then feel free to write in “Ahmnodt Heare” for the office of your choosing.
On Election Day, tell your fellow Americans, “Ahmnodt Heare!”
Ahmnodt Heare for America. Ahmnodt Heare for You.
Ahmnodt Heare for President 
Phillies – Yankees World Series
I used to get excited about watching the World Series, but I am not excited this year. The primary reason why I am not looking forward is because I am a Washington Nationals fan. I am not looking forward to watching two teams who each won more than 40 games than my Nats. And as a fan of most Washington teams (does anybody follow the Wizards?), it is easy to hate Philadelphia and New York teams. Because it is easy to hate both cities’ teams, it is hard to root for either the Yankees or the Phillies.
I would have been watching “Dancing with the Stars”, but Tom DeLay, a popular endorser of my campaign, had to bow out due to stress fractures in both of his feet. I can’t root for anybody on “Dancing with the Stars” either.
I will be watching Monday Night Football tonight. I will be watching my Redskins play against the hated Philadelphia Eagles. Sherman Lewis will use his recent experience to call plays like “Corners”, “Picture Frame”, and “X”. It should confuse the Eagles. It might even confuse the Redskins. GO REDSKINS!
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October 26, 2009 Posted by Ahmnodt Heare | Ahmnodt, commentary, endorsement, humor, satire, Washington | bingo, Dancing with the Stars, Eagles, New York, Philadelphia, Phillies, Sherman Lewis, Tom DeLay, Washington Redskins, World Series, Yankees | 4 Comments