Ahmnodt Heare for President

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Phillies – Yankees World Series

I used to get excited about watching the World Series, but I am not excited this year.  The primary reason why I am not looking forward is because I am a Washington Nationals fan.  I am not looking forward to watching two teams who each won more than 40 games than my Nats.  And as a fan of most Washington teams (does anybody follow the Wizards?), it is easy to hate Philadelphia and New York teams.  Because it is easy to hate both cities’ teams, it is hard to root for either the Yankees or the Phillies.

I would have been watching “Dancing with the Stars”, but Tom DeLay, a popular endorser of my campaign, had to bow out due to stress fractures in both of his feet.  I can’t root for anybody on “Dancing with the Stars” either.

I will be watching Monday Night Football tonight.  I will be watching my Redskins play against the hated Philadelphia Eagles.  Sherman Lewis will use his recent experience to call plays like “Corners”, “Picture Frame”, and “X”.  It should confuse the Eagles.  It might even confuse the Redskins.  GO REDSKINS!

October 26, 2009 Posted by | Ahmnodt, commentary, endorsement, humor, satire, Washington | , , , , , , , , , , | 4 Comments

Returning a Favor

There had to be a first.  There’s a first love, first dance, first spouse, and first divorce proceeding.  For me, there was a first endorsement and I will always be thankful.  The first person to endorse was none other than former House Majority Leader Tom DeLay.

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As a token of my appreciation for his endorsements throughout my 2008 campaign, I am officially endorsing Tom DeLay in the next “Dancing with the Stars” series.  I will be posting the phone numbers and/or text numbers where people can cast their votes for Tom DeLay.

Please join me in electing Tom DeLay as America’s Top Dancer.

August 18, 2009 Posted by | Ahmnodt, campaign, endorsement, entertainment, satire | , , , , , | 7 Comments

   

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