Few things say more about a character of a man than the company he keeps. The company I keep are some characters. They are one’s steering committee in the platform called “life.” Below are a few people who have been influential in my life:
- My parents – My father is a staunch Republican and my mother is a stubborn Democrat. They have both been equally influential in making me an independent.
- My daughter Patricia – the inspiration in my running for President. I don’t want her to have to think about being a celebrity sex-toy for a pedophile Hollywood executive.
- Grandma Oudda – The only person I know who can add shallots to a dessert and still make it tasty. She also believe I could fly when nobody else did. (I found out later that I could not fly, but it’s still nice to have someone believe in my abilities.)
- Dave the homeless guy – Gave me valuable advice after college. I keep his words like, “The people you’re trying to impress aren’t worth impressing” and “Don’t eat the yellow snow” in my heart.
- Holli Foxxx – A stripper at the nudie bar I go to – She has taught me discipline. She has taught me that no matter how long I see her naked, I will never parlay that into a sexual tryst.
There have been others who have been an influence in my life. (And not all of them were good influences.) I doubt that either Barack Obama or Mitt Romney have had the potpourri of people who have been an influence to them that I have had for me.
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June 20, 2012
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Short work week
It shouldn’t be number 1, but it is.
Football Thursday through Monday
I find yelling at the TV while watching football to be a healthy alternative to using drugs or binge drinking.
Being with family
It should be number 1, but it isn’t. Not because I have any animosity forwards my family or that I am not looking forward to see them. I see them often during the year.
Watching “Black Friday” from a distance
They could be giving away everything I want to buy for Christmas and you still won’t find me near a department store, supermarket, or library during Black Friday. It’s a good day for me to know my daughter better as I only see her every other weekend.
Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade
I always loved watching the floats on the Thanksgiving Day Parade, especially now that there is a “Hello Kitty: float. And Santa Claus at the end of the parade made it the official start of Christmas music.
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November 21, 2010
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People in my Life
Few things say more about a character of a man than the company he keeps. The company I keep are some characters. They are one’s steering committee in the platform called “life.” Below are a few people who have been influential in my life:
There have been others who have been an influence in my life. (And not all of them were good influences.) I doubt that either Barack Obama or Mitt Romney have had the potpourri of people who have been an influence to them that I have had for me.
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