I have to overhaul my entire campaign strategy. I had to cancel the Walk-a-Thon for Affordable Entertainment Awareness after I heard the news that the Cinemafia has struck again, The video I am about to post might have people accuse me of showing child pornography, but it is important to show how low the Cinemafia has sunk and why I have to fight harder:
This is troubling for many reasons. Miley Cyrus is still a minor, but she will turn 18 next month. This video is probably the Cinemafia’s last salvo at pimping Ms. Cyrus while she is still under 18. It is their last attempt to appease to the bald middle-aged fat men living in their parents’ basements. The Cinemafia is this demographic except that they moved out of their parents’ houses.
I saw my daughter this weekend. She wants me to take her to a Miley Cyrus concert. It’s not happening. Not any time soon. And the toughest part of being a parent is that the Cinemafia keeps pimping minors for their pleasure. It works in cycles. The cycle works like this:
Find a cute girl aged 11 or 12.
Star her in a show geared at 7-year-old girls.
Let her “discover” her sexuality when she is 14 or 15.
Make her star in a risqué and controversial video when she is 16.
Let her do a borderline-slutty video when she is 17.
Toss her aside once she turns 18 and watch her life become a train wreck.
Britney Spears started out as a Mouseketeer. Lindsay Lohan started out as a child model. Look at their careers from childhood to today. Get ready for hearing Miley Cyrus in the news over her escapades in the years to come. Watch the shows currently aimed at young girls. It will be easy to spot the Cinemafia’s next tool of sexual deviance.
Spread the word, especially if you are the father of a young child like I am. Find out what your children are watching and who they are watching. Be a stronger influence on your child than her favorite show is on her.
Ahmnodt Heare is a fictional character running a real campaign. He is an Independent candidate for President of the United States. His views on solving America’s problems is different than the ideas being offered by any Republican or Democratic candidate.
In the upcoming days, he will give a daily account of his political activities, campaigns, and other behind the scene activities like no other candidate ever has.
The purpose of this blog is to showing the absurdity of Ahmnodt Heare’s platform and show that the two major parties are equally absurd (especially at the federal level.)
If you are fed up with the two-party duopoly, then feel free to write in “Ahmnodt Heare” for the office of your choosing.
On Election Day, tell your fellow Americans, “Ahmnodt Heare!”
Ahmnodt Heare for President 
The Long Fight
I have to overhaul my entire campaign strategy. I had to cancel the Walk-a-Thon for Affordable Entertainment Awareness after I heard the news that the Cinemafia has struck again, The video I am about to post might have people accuse me of showing child pornography, but it is important to show how low the Cinemafia has sunk and why I have to fight harder:
This is troubling for many reasons. Miley Cyrus is still a minor, but she will turn 18 next month. This video is probably the Cinemafia’s last salvo at pimping Ms. Cyrus while she is still under 18. It is their last attempt to appease to the bald middle-aged fat men living in their parents’ basements. The Cinemafia is this demographic except that they moved out of their parents’ houses.
I saw my daughter this weekend. She wants me to take her to a Miley Cyrus concert. It’s not happening. Not any time soon. And the toughest part of being a parent is that the Cinemafia keeps pimping minors for their pleasure. It works in cycles. The cycle works like this:
Britney Spears started out as a Mouseketeer. Lindsay Lohan started out as a child model. Look at their careers from childhood to today. Get ready for hearing Miley Cyrus in the news over her escapades in the years to come. Watch the shows currently aimed at young girls. It will be easy to spot the Cinemafia’s next tool of sexual deviance.
Spread the word, especially if you are the father of a young child like I am. Find out what your children are watching and who they are watching. Be a stronger influence on your child than her favorite show is on her.
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October 12, 2010 Posted by Ahmnodt Heare | Ahmnodt, campaign, cinemafia, commentary, editorial, entertainment, humor, satire | Britney Spears, daughters, Lindsay Lohan, Miley Cyrus, parenting, Who Owns My Heart | 3 Comments