Ahmnodt Heare for President

Ahmnodt Heare For America… Ahmnodt Heare For You.

I Guess It’s for the Better

Last month I wrote a compelling letter to New York Governor David Patterson. I had asked him to consider me for the Senate seat vacated when Hillary Clinton became Secretary of State.  He decided not to choose me and instead decided to pick Rep. Kirsten Gillibrand. I can’t say I blame him.  If given a choice between picking me and a hottie, I would pick a hottie too.

But there is something to consider.  I am running for president, not senator.  Critics say I don’t have enough experience to be taken seriously as a presidential candidate.   They are correct.  I have never had a job where I could vote myself a pay raise.  I have never made deals to raise money for my campaign.  I have never had an illicit relationship with a hottie  (Though I have tried).

Now that I don’t have to worry about being a senator, I can spend more time on my presidential campaign.

NOTE:  Please take part in my poll.

January 23, 2009 Posted by | Ahmnodt, campaign, election, issues, politics, satire | , , , , , | Comments Off on I Guess It’s for the Better

An Open Letter to Governor Patterson

Dear Governor Patterson,

My name is Ahmnodt Heare and I am interested in filling the senate seat vacated by Hillary Clinton.  I don’t want you to go through the same trauma that Illinois governor Rod Blagojevich is going through.  That is why I will not offer you any money or any favors for the seat.

I thank you for considering me for filling the vacancy.

Ahmnodt Heare

December 15, 2008 Posted by | Ahmnodt, campaign, Democrats, issues, politics, satire | , , , , , | 5 Comments


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