Safe and Sound
Hurricane Lamar Alexander Arthur came and left southwestern Delaware with only rain (quite a bit) and wind (less than what comes out of a politician’s mouth), but no damage. Everybody in the Heare household is safe and sound and we are all awaiting the fireworks show that is about to begin across the street. It’s not the fireworks show that the town is having. It’s the show my neighbors have when they have a barbecue or party and there is alcohol involved. Hopefully, the police won’t have to come this time.
I will not be campaigning tomorrow, but I will try an impromptu campaign stop on Saturday somewhere on the Delmarva peninsula.
Sneaking Up on Me
Election Day is less than a month away. I hadn’t given it much thought because I moved within a month of Election Day and am ineligible to vote. I’m not running for office this year, so there isn’t this “last-minute” campaigning that I usually do when after four years of campaigning I am still polling in the single digits. (By “single-digits”, I mean single-digits of votes and not percentage of votes.)
For those who are new to the campaign, “Orgies for Abstinence” is a movement I started in 2009. This event takes place twice a year. The first one occurs the Friday after Easter. This allows people who swore off abstinence for Lent to get back to their ways. The second happens on Election Night. This allows Americans feel what is like being a politician feels towards the people. “Orgies for Abstinence” is just like fighting for peace. Since politicians love the latter, it should make sense that they would like the former.
I haven’t planned an “Orgies for Abstinence” and it is unlikely that I will be able to plan one with the awesomeness that people expect from my Orgies for Abstinence campaigns. I do plan on partaking on the festivities providing there is one happening on the Delmarva peninsula. There is too much happening in my personal life (Taking care of my parents, looking for a business niche to fill, walking the dog every day, and finding a dominatrix who uses safe words I can pronounce.
About
Ahmnodt Heare is a fictional character running a real campaign. He is an Independent candidate for President of the United States. His views on solving America’s problems is different than the ideas being offered by any Republican or Democratic candidate.
In the upcoming days, he will give a daily account of his political activities, campaigns, and other behind the scene activities like no other candidate ever has.
The purpose of this blog is to showing the absurdity of Ahmnodt Heare’s platform and show that the two major parties are equally absurd (especially at the federal level.)
If you are fed up with the two-party duopoly, then feel free to write in “Ahmnodt Heare” for the office of your choosing.
On Election Day, tell your fellow Americans, “Ahmnodt Heare!”
Ahmnodt Heare for America. Ahmnodt Heare for You.
Ahmnodt Heare for President 