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Ahmnodt Heare is a fictional character running a real campaign. He is an Independent candidate for President of the United States. His views on solving America’s problems is different than the ideas being offered by any Republican or Democratic candidate.
In the upcoming days, he will give a daily account of his political activities, campaigns, and other behind the scene activities like no other candidate ever has.
The purpose of this blog is to showing the absurdity of Ahmnodt Heare’s platform and show that the two major parties are equally absurd (especially at the federal level.)
If you are fed up with the two-party duopoly, then feel free to write in “Ahmnodt Heare” for the office of your choosing.
On Election Day, tell your fellow Americans, “Ahmnodt Heare!”
Ahmnodt Heare for America. Ahmnodt Heare for You.
Ahmnodt Heare for President 
Message to Riksdag: Stop the Blonde Supremacist Movement!
The blond supremacy movement in Sweden has reached epidemic proportions. I am calling for the Riksdag to stop suppressing the human rights of non-blonds.
Sweden used to be a country of openness and tolerance. They will welcome you if you are gay. They will welcome you if you are non-Caucasian. They will welcome you regardless of your religion. But if you are not a blond, you will be deported to Denmark before the Swedish Meatball hits the floor.
If the Riksdag does not recognize the rights of hairs of different colors soon, I will do what it takes to get Henrik Lundqvist deported back to Sweden.
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December 12, 2008 Posted by Ahmnodt Heare | Ahmnodt, commentary, editorial, foreign policy, issues, politics, satire, speech | blond, civil rights, Denmark, deportation, gay rights, Henrik Lundqvist, human rights, Riksdag, Sweden | 2 Comments