Sixty Days to Go
In a campaign season that seemed to start days after the 2008 elections, Americans will be voting for (among other things) President of the United States. These sixty days will go like lightning for those running for President. For those of you who aren’t running, it seems like an eternity. The cable news networks have spent the last four years previewing the 2012 election.
I have spent the last two weeks watching bits and pieces of the two largest political parties’ conventions and their descriptions of a very different America than either you or I live in. Neither party is addressing the Cinemafia nor are they mentioning the Canadian spies infiltrating the Great American Entertainment Industry. The tainting of American entertainment will lead to a great depression in morale if not financially.
A decrease in morale will only lead to an increase in drug usage, alcoholism, and Dinty Moore stews. Not only are Obama and Romney not addressing the disease, they aren’t even attempting to relieve us of the symptoms. I am the ONLY candidate who addresses both and offers solutions for both.
My campaign is not limited to straightening out the entertainment industry. I have offered solutions for jobs, energy, health care, the poor, the elderly, and nookie.
My schedule gets very hectic starting Monday. Mondays through Thursday will be work from 6:00AM to 10:00PM Monday through Thursday and 6:00AM to 4:00PM on Fridays with campaigning on Saturdays and Sundays. This schedule will be in effect until Columbus Day, when I start campaigning non-stop until the Election. The days after the election will be spent protesting the results and demanding recounts (unless I win). The following week will be a vacation in either Hawaii or Nebraska (I will know for sure by next week).
How Should I Handle Spam?
If you are like me, you are tired of spam in your e-mail box and in your comments. I don’t want to put all the blame on Hormel, because I like other Hormel products (Dinty Moore Stew). I am giving you the chance to help shape spam policy for my campaign and the Ahmnodt Heare administration should I be elected in 2012.
About
Ahmnodt Heare is a fictional character running a real campaign. He is an Independent candidate for President of the United States. His views on solving America’s problems is different than the ideas being offered by any Republican or Democratic candidate.
In the upcoming days, he will give a daily account of his political activities, campaigns, and other behind the scene activities like no other candidate ever has.
The purpose of this blog is to showing the absurdity of Ahmnodt Heare’s platform and show that the two major parties are equally absurd (especially at the federal level.)
If you are fed up with the two-party duopoly, then feel free to write in “Ahmnodt Heare” for the office of your choosing.
On Election Day, tell your fellow Americans, “Ahmnodt Heare!”
Ahmnodt Heare for America. Ahmnodt Heare for You.
Ahmnodt Heare for President 