Ahmnodt Heare for President

Ahmnodt Heare For America… Ahmnodt Heare For You.

WANTED: Running Mate

If you have some free time between January 2017 and January 2021, please consider running as my running mate in the 2016 election.  Below are the requirements that must be met in order to be considered to be a Vice President:

  • Must be at least 35 years old by January 20, 2017.
  • Must be a United States citizen not residing in the State of Delaware. (The President and Vice-President must be from different states as per the U.S. Constitution.
  • Must not have a police record with any felonies.

If you meet the criteria and you want to considered a candidate to be my running mate, then send an e-mail to my campaign manager the reasons why you should be my running mate.  The e-mail should include the following:

  1. Why my campaign excites you.
  2. The skills and experience you can add.
  3. Your best Chili Con Carne recipe.
  4. Why you would be assassination insurance so I can live throughout our term.

If you are interested in a cabinet position or the position of First Lady, feel free to e-mail my campaign manager indicating the position you desire (doggy style is not a cabinet position) and a brief summary including the first three points of the Vice-President position.

 

Applications will be accepted until February 16, 2015 at 12:00PM Eastern Standard Time.  Enter early and often!  America needs you!

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November 15, 2014 Posted by | Ahmnodt, campaign, election, humor, politics, satire | , , , , | Comments Off on WANTED: Running Mate

Answering Your Questions

Earlier today I had posted my status on Facebook as:

What issues would you like me to write about in my blog?

I am pleased to announce that there are questions that people want answered.  I chose the three best questions (There were only three to choose from).  I will answer them below:

Which other candidates should be run overy by a bus and why?

I do not wish to see the other candidates run over by a bus because bus repairs are prohibitive.  We can’t be damaging buses while the economy is trying to recover.

Meaning of life?

This is tough.  I am not sure if by “life”, the questioner meant Life the magazine, the cereal, or the Milton Bradley board game.  I never pondered much on the meaning of life because the more you wonder what life is supposed to mean, the less time you have left to live it.

Your favorite positions for sex?

Any position which involves lying down works for me.  I would have a better appreciation for doggy style if I knew when it evolved from puppy love.  The only position I don’t like is “Indian Style.”  It’s too uncomfortable.

If you have any questions, feel free to ask in the comments section below and I will answer as soon as possible.

July 17, 2011 Posted by | Ahmnodt, campaign, humor, issues, satire | , , , , , | 2 Comments

   

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