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Ahmnodt Heare is a fictional character running a real campaign. He is an Independent candidate for President of the United States. His views on solving America’s problems is different than the ideas being offered by any Republican or Democratic candidate.
In the upcoming days, he will give a daily account of his political activities, campaigns, and other behind the scene activities like no other candidate ever has.
The purpose of this blog is to showing the absurdity of Ahmnodt Heare’s platform and show that the two major parties are equally absurd (especially at the federal level.)
If you are fed up with the two-party duopoly, then feel free to write in “Ahmnodt Heare” for the office of your choosing.
On Election Day, tell your fellow Americans, “Ahmnodt Heare!”
Ahmnodt Heare for America. Ahmnodt Heare for You.
Ahmnodt Heare for President 
My Neighborhood
I mentioned yesterday that I am on a staycation and I am spending the rest of the holiday weekend in my neighborhood. I just found out that I live next to Mountain Creek Water Park. I will spend a day there if it ever stops raining and starts warming up.
Dinner was at the McAfee Diner and Deli on Route 94. I overheard the customer in the table behind me explain to his dinner companion about “cap and trade”. He said that government had no right telling businesses how to run their businesses. I told him that I agree and told him about the woes of my friend Darrell Watkins. The government shut down his portable pharmaceutical company because they did not see the medicinal benefits of meth, crack cocaine, or heroin. They also said Darrell didn’t have a license to sell drugs. The man gave me a strange look.
I will spend today at the Crystal Springs Spa. It will probably be crowded with the holiday weekend, but I will feel up to being in public after a nice massage.
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July 2, 2009 Posted by Ahmnodt Heare | Ahmnodt, commentary, humor, satire | cap and trade, drug dealer, drugs, McAfee, Mountain Creek, New Jersey, Vernon | 1 Comment