Running Mate Needed (Again)

I have received an e-mail from my 2012 running mate Albeeee Thayer today saying that he would be unable to run as my running mate.  He wants to expand his business and campaigning would take time away from that.  He did wish me well and said he would continue to campaign for me when he has the time.  He also wanted to send a note for anybody in the Abilene, TX area that he will host future “Orgies for Abstinence” rallies in his home starting with the next one on April 5, 2013.

I will be changing my e-mail address soon.  There seems to be a lot of people sending e-mail to me at my current address who say that they get a message that my address does not exist.  The spammers all seem to find it and I do get e-mails from many supporters.  I will have a new address soon.

Don’t forget to check my livestreaming of “How to Hang-Glide off a Fiscal Cliff” tonight at 8:30PM Eastern /6:30PM Mountain time.

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Your Assignment

You’re probably scared by the title and I do not blame you.  However, this is an easy assignment and takes a minute or less.

http://www.you_tube.com/watch?v=0-LY-0Gw-Dc

(but replace “you_tube” with “youtube”.)

If you have a blog, take the link above and embed it in your blog entry.  You can write anything else you want with it.  All I ask is that you include this link (https://ahmnodtheare.wordpress.com/2010/04/14/your-assignment/) in the blog entry.  This will let me know that you have completed your assignment and I can place a gold star next to your name.  If you do not have a blog, then you can copy the YouTube link and post it on your FaceBook, MySpace, Adult Friend Finder, or other social networking website.  If you don’t believe in social networking, you can e-mail the link to some of your buddies who talk politics.

Please remember that I have declared my campaign to be a “penniless” campaign and that I will not be asking donations for the campaign because I do not plan on raising money or spending money.  This is a fiscally conservative campaign that is going to harness the power of the Internet to reach people.

I thank you for your continued support and for taking on this project.

Staying by the Phone

I will be by my phone and computer today.  After being mentioned on The Larry King Show last night, I figure the rest of the media will be more interested in my campaign.  I will accommodate the media and stay by the phone and computer today.  This will allow them instant access to set up interviews without playing the annoying game of “Voice Mail Tag.”  I will also be checking my e-mail frequently for those who wish to communicate by electronic mail.  Due to the demands I am currently facing, I will be unable to be reached telepathically today.

A Plea to the New Jersey Democratic Party Headquarters

To Whom it may Concern:

I somehow found my e-mail address on your mailing list in 2008.  Despite several attempts to have my name removed from your mailing list, I am still solicited with mail I do not want.  If I was to send out e-mail for my business or my campaign in the same manner you keep sending your e-mails, I would be arrested for spamming.

You are not doing your party any favors by sending unsolicited e-mail.  I am assured that this will no longer be an issue as you will take the corrective action immediately.

Sincerely

Ahmnodt Heare

Independent* Candidate for President -2012

*by Independent, I mean “Not Democratic”

A New Way to Post

I am checking out WordPress’s posting via e-mail. This is pretty cool. There are some quirks, like one can’t place tags or place Vanna White pictures in the post. This would be a valuable way to communicate though once I figure out all the do-hickey stuff.

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Ahmnodt for Commerce Secretary?

NOTE:  Special thanks to Debroah Elissmann for e-mailing President Obama and me for this idea.

Supporters have been bombarding President Obama with e-mails suggesting that I be the new Commerce Secretary.  Some suggested my name without giving too many details about my plan to stimulate the economy.  Debroah Ellismann (who wrote me on condition of anonymity) wrote a letter with some of the details of my plan.

Dear President Obama,

I don’t normally write letters to elected officials, but when I heard that Senator Gregg withdrew his name for consideration, I knew right away who the perfect replacement would be.  His name is Ahmnodt Heare.  Like you, he also ran for president in 2008.  He didn’t fare as well.  I think it was because he didn’t fully explain his economic policy until after the election.

Mr. Heare thinks outside of the box.  Sometimes, he’s so far outside, he can’t even see the box.  But once you hear his stimulus plan, I think you will agree that he would be the perfect candidate for the job.

A large portion of his plan involved bailing out companies that have already failed.  He believes that reviving a company that has failed, the companies will have to hire people to maintain the business.  By bringing back Dumont Television Network, there will have to be studios, actors for shows, news teams, and cleaning crews.  This will create the most jobs because failed companies need people most in order to succeed.

I know you are a busy man and I wish you the best of luck regardless of whom you choose.  Thank you for taking the time for reading this letter.

Sincerely,

Debroah Ellismann

I thank Debroah for her endorsement as well as all the other people who have written President Obama.  I know my plan will work.  Thank you all for your efforts.

Now Sarah Palin is Copying Me

The McCain campaign claimed yesterday that VP candidate Sarah Palin’s e-mail was hacked into.  I don’t know how to break it to them, but it happened to me first. 

Whether it’s people hacking Palin’s computer or Obama campaigning through Europe, the two parties have shown that they are unoriginal and that neither would have a successful campaign if they didn’t plagiarize from me.

Ahmnodt Heare for America.  Ahmnodt Heare for You.  and Ahmnodt Original,