I was talking to one of my neighbors earlier today. He ran for the New Jersey Senate in 2000 but lost in a landslide. I told him that I ran for President in 2008 and am running again in 2012. I showed him my website. He was impressed with the number of posts I have written. (This is my 1,103 post).
He said something that got my attention: There are few pictures of the campaign and the few pictures there are don’t have me in the pictures. He said all politicians show pictures of the campaign trail and go out of their way to make sure that they are included in the pictures. Below are a few pictures at campaign rallies that I was not pictured in:

For now on, I will be taking pictures at my campaign stops. If you happen to be at one of the rallies, feel free to take pictures and submit them to ahmnodtheare@politician.com.
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August 7, 2010
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I admit it, I envy Barack Obama. I do not know if I will be able to watch the inauguration on Tuesday. I worked so hard campaigning and nothing to show for it. I am going to take this envy and use positive energy.
There are only 3 years, 9 months, and 20 days until the 2012 General Election. I invite you to read my past and future posts and to comment to any of my posts. I also invite you to the Inaugaration in 2013 as I become the 45th President of the United States.
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January 16, 2009
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Dear Electoral Collegian:
You will be representing your state on Monday as you cast the vote that counts for president. Instead of voting for the person you have been assigned to vote for, I would like to suggest why you should vote for me (Ahmnodt Heare) for President.
Americans want change. Nobody has a platform with as much change as I do. Unlike my opponents, I do not have a party to bog down my agenda. I am the only candidate with programs to jump start the economy without using taxpayers’ dollars.
I thank you for your service and for your duty in serving in the Electoral College. If I am elected president, I will fund the Electoral College’s sports program so it can compete with the SEC, Big 10, Pac 10, and other major conferences.
Sincerely,
Ahmnodt Heare
Independent Candidate for President
Ahmnodt Heare for America. Ahmnodt Heare for You.
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December 13, 2008
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This post is intended for the non-American supporters of the campaign.
I have stated in the past that if the American president is considered the “Leader of the ‘Free World’,” then everybody in the free world should be allowed to vote for president. I was asked what about my supporters in countries that aren’t free:
If you live in such a country, feel free to overthrow your country. I am unable to come to your country and help in the overthrow, but I wish you all the luck in the world. I even have a lucky penny that I will part with if you feel it will help your cause.
Once you overthrow your country, you need to write the United States State Department and demand that you be allowed to vote for the leader of the free world. America is not the only free country.
And the address to mail the letter and the ballot:
Secretary of State Condolezza Rice (Hillary Clinton after 20 January, 2009)
U.S. Department of State
2201 C Street NW
Washington, DC 20520, U.S.A
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December 5, 2008
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One of my opponents has decided to come out with an Ahmnodt Heare Voodoo Doll. This Voodoo doll is supposed to make me feel pain every time a needle is stuck in the doll. Right now, I am not feeling any pain.
I urge my supporters to buy the voodoo dolls and throw away the needles. If my opponents’ supporters buy the dolls, it would be bad news.
I would write more about this, but I am feeling sharp pains all over my body…
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November 30, 2008
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My plan for 2009 is to target the four largest states, all of the three electoral vote states, and Rhode Island (Because it is a small state).

The four large states total 147 electoral votes. The three-electoral votes total 24 electoral votes. Rhode Island has 4 electoral votes. Winning these states will give me 175 electoral votes. This is 95 votes short of victory, but it is a start.
I will resume campaigning in England, Scotland, and Ireland in March. I have added Australia to the campaign trail and will campaign there in April.
Some of my critics complain that foreigners can not vote for President of the United States. I remind those critics that the President of the United States is also leader of the free world. I will make sure their voices are heard.
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November 22, 2008
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I am honored to be a guest on Dr. Blogstein’s “Radio Happy Hour” show on the 18th. He will ask me questions about my platform as well as trivia questions where I can win a prize of nominal value. The show is from 9PM to 10:30PM Eastern Time. I am scheduled to be on at 9:30PM Eastern.
The Campaign will benefit tremendously from the “Blogstein Bump”
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November 13, 2008
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Coming Soon – Campaign Photos
I was talking to one of my neighbors earlier today. He ran for the New Jersey Senate in 2000 but lost in a landslide. I told him that I ran for President in 2008 and am running again in 2012. I showed him my website. He was impressed with the number of posts I have written. (This is my 1,103 post).
He said something that got my attention: There are few pictures of the campaign and the few pictures there are don’t have me in the pictures. He said all politicians show pictures of the campaign trail and go out of their way to make sure that they are included in the pictures. Below are a few pictures at campaign rallies that I was not pictured in:
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