Thank You, But I Respectfully Decline
Canada is holding its’ elections today. Although I appreciate the sentimates of my Canadian supporters, I am urging Canadians not to write in Ahmnodt Heare in today’s election.
Vote for a Prime Minister who will welcome Anne Murray and William Shattner with open arms. Soon after voting, write a letter to the U.S. Embassy in Ottawa and demand that you be allowed to vote for President of the United States. Tell them that you are a member of the free world and that you should be entitled to vote for the leader of the free world. If anyone asks who you would vote for, tell him or her, “Ahmnodt Heare!”
The 2028 Elections – Vote Now!
In the future, they will allow Internet voting for presidential elections. You can vote for me in the 2028 election now!
Note: Voting is now over. Democrat Angelina Jolie won. I did beat Republican Bobby Jindal for second place.
I Demand a Recount!
I don’t think I won the Pennsylvania Democratic Primary last night. But poll numbers were showing that I had 9% of the vote. Even if I didn’t end up with that much, I would at the very least have a couple of percentage points in the voting. It’s another sad day for Pennsylvania Democratic politics.
The Alternative for Conservative Republicans
You don’t like John McCain. You’d rather eat glass than vote for him. Mike Huckabee, Ron Paul, and Alan Keyes (where available) don’t excite you either. And under no circumstances will you vote for Barack Obama or Hillary Clinton. If you sit at home, you are only denying your fundamental right to vote.
I suggest using the system to get your voice heard. Don’t stay home and let others decide your fate. Send a message to Washington and to your fellow Americans and tell them, “Ahmnodt Heare!”
Please write my name (Ahmnodt Heare) in for President. Together we can straighten the Republican Party and make the United States of America the best country ever!