Ahmnodt Heare for President

Ahmnodt Heare For America… Ahmnodt Heare For You.

Viva Las Vegas!

It is still dark here.  When I set my travel alarm for 8:30 last night, I forgot to set the clock for Pacific Time.  When the alarm went off at 8:30 Eastern, it was only 5:30AM here.  I don’t want to go too much about the hassle of going through security at the airport yesterday, but I now understand why PETA protests how cattle are treated.

The hard part of today will be going to Wal-Mart to get the dog food before gambling.  I also have to remember that the meetup is at 8PM tonight and that the seniors need help.  There are slot machines in the hotel where I am staying.  There are slot machines everywhere.  Last night I thought I was flushing the urinal when I saw the wheels spinning.  Two lemons and a single bar.  Nothing.

I also have to stay away from the hookers.  Not because of the money, but I might end up becoming preoccupied and miss the meetup.  It wouldn’t look good in the papers if it was found that I missed a meeting in my honor because I was screwing a potential voter.

The one drawback to running for president is that you can’t always have fun while hanging out in Las Vegas.  My only hope is maybe I’ll run into an Elvis impersonator.

January 27, 2009 Posted by | Ahmnodt, campaign, issues, Platform, politics, satire, senior citizens | , , , , | 4 Comments

   

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