Ahmnodt Heare for President

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One Law I'd Abolish

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There are a few laws that I feel deserve equal attention. I would repeal all laws that protect stupid people. They are not an endangered species.

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August 23, 2010 Posted by | Ahmnodt, humor | , , | 4 Comments

My First Executive Order: Repeal laws that protect stupid people.

I wouldn’t use too many executive orders because it could lead to abuse of power. There are some issues that can’t wait for the dilly-dallying of Congress, and this is one of them.

Repeal laws that protect stupid people.
Catering laws to stupid people has done nothing but lowered the overall intelligence of the population as a whole. Stupid people are not an endangered species and do not need protection.

June 27, 2010 Posted by | Ahmnodt, campaign, humor, satire | , , | 6 Comments

A Look at my Platform – Laws

Over the next couple weeks, I will take issues from my platform and further explain my positions. Today, I will discuss my views on laws.

I would repeal all laws that protect stupid people. Lord knows they’re not an endangered species.

There are many, many laws on the books here in the land we call, “The home of the Brave.”  I do not think we need every law that is currently in the books.  Some laws are detrimental to society at large.  I would say laws that protect the stupid fall under this category.

Once upon a time, there was this concept called, “Survival of the Fittest.”  The concept states that the strong survive and the weak do not.  There isn’t an election to see who gets to live between a cat and a mouse.  The cat wins and the mouse loses.  This is natural.  What is not natural is writing a law protecting the mouse.  Cats do their own thing – ask any cat owner.

The first law I would abolish is the infamous “Caution: Contents May Be Hot” that has to be imprinted on coffee cups at fast food restaurants.  If a person cannot figure out that coffee is hot, let them find out the hard way like I did.

Stupid people are not an endangered species.  It’s one thing to protect the Bald Eagle.  There are few bald eagles and they need to be protected from extinction.  Stupid people, on the other hand, are a dime-a-dozen.  Keeping stupid around and protecting them does nothing but taint the gene pool.  Stupid people shouldn’t be allowed to breed.  (That is a discussion for another day.)

I will only sign laws that protect everybody and not just those who don’t get it.

May 28, 2009 Posted by | campaign, commentary, editorial, Platform | , , , , , | 5 Comments

   

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