Ahmnodt Heare Endorsed by Disney!
Disney has taken extraordinary steps to show their unbridled support for Independent candidate for President Ahmnodt Heare. I would like to give my gratitude to Disneyland for this tremendous honor.
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An Endorsement from Wasilla, AK
It wasn’t from Sarah Palin, but the endorsement was announced in her yard.
NOTE: Special thanks go to the people reading this from the Mudflats blog.
Obama Endorses Ahmnodt Heare
Looking at the picture, I think the endorsement shocked Michelle Obama. I thank the Senator for his change of heart for running for President.
A New Endorsement
The Ahmnodt Heare for President campaign is extremely pleased to announce the latest endorsement is from none other than the Godfather of Soul himself, James Brown.
James Brown
Ahmnodt Heare for President
Some may wonder why I am taking the time to endorse myself. Many editors will be mulling over who to endorse over the next two weeks. The Washington Post and New York Times have endorsed Barack Obama. This letter is for the editors who have yet to endorse. Below are the reasons why Ahmnodt Heare should be President:
- Troop Morale – Ahmnodt Heare is the only candidate to offer a war plan that allows troops to see their families every night.
- Volunteerism – Ahmnodt Heare is the only candidate who has taken time to volunteer during his campaign.
- The Motion Picture Association of America – Ahmnodt Heare is the only candidate to offer a plan to make entertainment affordable.
- Priorities – Ahmnodt Heare is the only candidate to actually suspend his campaign when news hit that we were heading for a financial crisis.
- Trendsetter – Ahmnodt Heare’s campaign has been copied by Sarah Palin and Barack Obama
- Accessibility – Ahmnodt Heare is the only candidate who has made himself accessable to the gereral populace with a call-in radio show.
When the dust settles, remember: Ahmnodt Heare for America… Ahmnodt Heare for You.
A New Endorsement!
The Ahmnodt Heare for President campaign is honored to have its latest endorsement, Paris Hilton.
You can see all the other celebrity endorsements here.
A New Endorsement
Ahmnodt Heare picked up an endorsement yesterday from the Northern American Swimming Team – Youngstown (NASTY) yesterday. In a statement released to the press release, NASTY president Ima Hoare said that Ahmnodt Heare was the only candidate that understood the economics of maintaining a swimming team -” Renting a pool, training in a gym, and buying the tightest swimwear for our young swimmers all take money. ”
Mr. Heare was touched by Ms. Hoare’s endorsement.
About
Ahmnodt Heare is a fictional character running a real campaign. He is an Independent candidate for President of the United States. His views on solving America’s problems is different than the ideas being offered by any Republican or Democratic candidate.
In the upcoming days, he will give a daily account of his political activities, campaigns, and other behind the scene activities like no other candidate ever has.
The purpose of this blog is to showing the absurdity of Ahmnodt Heare’s platform and show that the two major parties are equally absurd (especially at the federal level.)
If you are fed up with the two-party duopoly, then feel free to write in “Ahmnodt Heare” for the office of your choosing.
On Election Day, tell your fellow Americans, “Ahmnodt Heare!”
Ahmnodt Heare for America. Ahmnodt Heare for You.
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