Ahmnodt Heare for President

Ahmnodt Heare For America… Ahmnodt Heare For You.

My 2009 Campaign Strategy

My plan for 2009 is to target the four largest states, all of the three electoral vote states, and Rhode Island (Because it is a small state).


The four large states total 147 electoral votes.  The three-electoral votes total 24 electoral votes.  Rhode Island has 4 electoral votes.  Winning these states will give me 175 electoral votes.  This is 95 votes short of victory, but it is a start.

I will resume campaigning in England, Scotland, and Ireland in March.  I have added Australia to the campaign trail and will campaign there in April.

Some of my critics complain that foreigners can not vote for President of the United States.  I remind those critics that the President of the United States is also leader of the free world.  I will make sure their voices are heard.


November 22, 2008 Posted by | Ahmnodt, campaign, election, foreign policy, issues, politics, satire | , , , , , , , , | 2 Comments

London Bound!

I will be leaving for London tomorrow evening and arrive in London on Wednesday Morning.  If I get enough sleep on the plane, I will be campaigning as soon as I get to my hotel.  A petition will be available for Britons to sign so they can vote for the next leader of the free world.  As soon as I get a couple thousand signatures, I will bring the petitions to the U.S. Embassy in London and demand that the voice of Britons be heard in electing the Free World!  I will fly back to the U.S. Wednesday night.

March 17, 2008 Posted by | campaign, change, election, Uncategorized | , , , , , | Comments Off on London Bound!

Ahmnodt More Popular than Jesus

According to a recent Wellington Poll, Ahmnodt Heare would win in a race for president against fellow Independent Jesus Romero de Caballo.

Heare – 53%

Romero de Caballo – 47%

Although Romero de Caballo holds a 57-43% edge among traditional voters, Heare has an overwhelming edge among the deceased, people living in England, Ireland, and Luxembourg, as well as those planning to vote more than once.

March 11, 2008 Posted by | Ahmnodt, Poll, Uncategorized | , , , , , | Comments Off on Ahmnodt More Popular than Jesus


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