My 2009 Campaign Strategy
My plan for 2009 is to target the four largest states, all of the three electoral vote states, and Rhode Island (Because it is a small state).
The four large states total 147 electoral votes. The three-electoral votes total 24 electoral votes. Rhode Island has 4 electoral votes. Winning these states will give me 175 electoral votes. This is 95 votes short of victory, but it is a start.
I will resume campaigning in England, Scotland, and Ireland in March. I have added Australia to the campaign trail and will campaign there in April.
Some of my critics complain that foreigners can not vote for President of the United States. I remind those critics that the President of the United States is also leader of the free world. I will make sure their voices are heard.
London Bound!
I will be leaving for London tomorrow evening and arrive in London on Wednesday Morning. If I get enough sleep on the plane, I will be campaigning as soon as I get to my hotel. A petition will be available for Britons to sign so they can vote for the next leader of the free world. As soon as I get a couple thousand signatures, I will bring the petitions to the U.S. Embassy in London and demand that the voice of Britons be heard in electing the Free World! I will fly back to the U.S. Wednesday night.
Ahmnodt More Popular than Jesus
Heare – 53%
Romero de Caballo – 47%
Although Romero de Caballo holds a 57-43% edge among traditional voters, Heare has an overwhelming edge among the deceased, people living in England, Ireland, and Luxembourg, as well as those planning to vote more than once.
About
Ahmnodt Heare is a fictional character running a real campaign. He is an Independent candidate for President of the United States. His views on solving America’s problems is different than the ideas being offered by any Republican or Democratic candidate.
In the upcoming days, he will give a daily account of his political activities, campaigns, and other behind the scene activities like no other candidate ever has.
The purpose of this blog is to showing the absurdity of Ahmnodt Heare’s platform and show that the two major parties are equally absurd (especially at the federal level.)
If you are fed up with the two-party duopoly, then feel free to write in “Ahmnodt Heare” for the office of your choosing.
On Election Day, tell your fellow Americans, “Ahmnodt Heare!”
Ahmnodt Heare for America. Ahmnodt Heare for You.
Ahmnodt Heare for President 