Clean Coal Technology
If you have coal that you want cleaned, bring it to me. I have bought a large washing machine so I will be able to clean more coal than I would be able to clean with smaller machines. I have also obtained a case of green spray paint in case you want to burn green coal.
Together we can burn clean, green coal. Let’s think about the environment.
Why My View on Global Warming Will Save Billions
Many politicians believe that global warming is a bad thing and that we must stop it. Many others believe that global warming doesn’t exist. My plan will save billions in energy costs.
We must discourage global warming in the summer. It is too hot in the summer in many parts of the world. Making the world warmer will just use up electricty to run air conditioners.
We must encourage global warming in the winter. Warming the planet will reduce the need to burn gas and oil to heat up houses.
Turning problems into solutions is a trait a president needs to have in order to succeed. Please vote for me on November 6, 2012.
I am Thankful
I would like to thank all of the manufacturing companies for causing global warming. I am campaigning in Northwest New Jersey today, where one-to-three inches of snow are expected. I could only imagine how much snow we would have on this October afternoon if it wasn’t for global warming.
About
Ahmnodt Heare is a fictional character running a real campaign. He is an Independent candidate for President of the United States. His views on solving America’s problems is different than the ideas being offered by any Republican or Democratic candidate.
In the upcoming days, he will give a daily account of his political activities, campaigns, and other behind the scene activities like no other candidate ever has.
The purpose of this blog is to showing the absurdity of Ahmnodt Heare’s platform and show that the two major parties are equally absurd (especially at the federal level.)
If you are fed up with the two-party duopoly, then feel free to write in “Ahmnodt Heare” for the office of your choosing.
On Election Day, tell your fellow Americans, “Ahmnodt Heare!”
Ahmnodt Heare for America. Ahmnodt Heare for You.
Ahmnodt Heare for President 