Ahmnodt Heare for President

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2013 as it Happens

I haven’t posted too much lately here because I am on a year-long project summarizing 2013 as it happens.  I will still give (albeit sporadically) political commentary.  I will post tomorrow either tomorrow or Saturday what my cabinet would look like.  I will also alert you of any upcoming campaign trip as well as summarize any trip if for some bizarre reason you cannot attend a given event.


January 10, 2013 Posted by | Ahmnodt, humor, politics | , , , , | Comments Off on 2013 as it Happens

The Last 24 Hours

The last 24 hours have been busy between campaign obligations and personal things I needed to get done.  Some of the things took longer than I would have liked.

1:30PM – Went to doctor to get cast removed from ankle from my hiking incident in Colorado in August.  I spent almost three hours in the doctor’s office as the waiting room with ailments ranging from the swine flu and influenza to Simple Chronic Halitosis and epidermis exposure.  I am limping, but that should diminish as I get used to putting weight on my foot again.

4:30 – Headed to the supermarket to get food, chips, and beverages for the football game between the Redskins and the Eagles.  I was stuck behind a woman with 30 items in a “12 Items or Less” lane.  She apparently had tapped all of her credit and debit cards.

7:00 – Gave the Hell’s Angels speech.  I had spent so much time in the doctor’s office and the supermarket that I didn’t have an idea on what to speak about.  Fortunately, I was able to hear some Hell’s Angles member talk about how cold it was here but how hot it still was in Florida.  I came up with the concept of Local Warming.  Local Warming differs from Global Warming in that parts of the country that needs warming would be warmed while other parts would be cooled until a universal temperature is reached.  They were skeptical as to how I was going to do this, although it seemed they liked the idea.  I told them I would look into it and would come back in two months with a viable plan.

9:45 – Got home later than I wanted to.  The Redskins were already losing 17-3.  I gave up on cooking a meal for the game and just munched on chips while washing it down with Mountain Dew.

4:15AM – I found out that my neighbor’s dog gets irritated by the passing of fire trucks.

10:00AM – I found out that Facebook had shut down the “Orgies for Abstinence” event page.  Somebody was “offended.”  I do not know if the person was offended because he or she finds orgies or abstinence offensive or if this person felt slighted because I did not offer a personal invitation.

It’s off to work I go, followed by an evening of relaxation.

October 27, 2009 Posted by | Ahmnodt, campaign, commentary, humor, issues, satire | , , , , , , , , , | 3 Comments

Virtual Campaign Headquarters

I have set up a group for supporters who want to help move the campaign with various events.


I will post news from the group site and will continue to post information in this blog.

November 16, 2008 Posted by | Ahmnodt, campaign, issues, Platform, politics | , , , | Comments Off on Virtual Campaign Headquarters


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