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“The Titanic” and the Evilness of the CineMafia

“The Titanic” won an Oscar for “Best Picture” in 1997.  It was bad enough that the Motion Picture Academy overlooked such timeless classics as “Liar Liar” and “Men in Black.”  But it somehow managed to beat the other nominated movies of 1997, including “Good Will Hunting” and “The Full Monty.”  Both of those movies were better movies.

Picking the wrong movie isn’t what makes the CineMafia evil.  The evilness comes from them deciding to re-release the movie in theaters this weekend.    The evil comes from the timing of the re-release.  Sunday will be the 100th anniversary of the Titanic sinking.  The CineMafia thought it would be a good time to celebrate the sinking of the Titanic and the death of 1,514 people and make a few bucks while celebrating.  The movie will be in the traditional 2-D as well as in 3-D.

It is reasons like this why I have been boycotting major movies and have fighting the CineMafia as the foundation of my presidential campaign.  When the CineMafia is not celebrating death, they are turning 14-year old girls like Brittney Spears and Lindsay Lohan into underaged sex symbols only to toss them aside when they turn 18 and watch their lives turn into a train wreck.

I am the only presidential candidate who dares to take on the CineMafia and all the evil that it is.  Evil has flourished for too long and it is time to put an end to it.  Don’t see “The Titanic” or any other CineMafia production.  Starve them of their revenue and hopefully the movies will start getting good again like they were before 1984.  The more they are fed, the more evil they become.  If you have to watch something about a shipwreck this week, I would suggest watching “Gilligan’s Island.”  At least nobody died in the sinking of the S.S. Minnow.

April 12, 2012 Posted by | Ahmnodt, cinemafia, commentary, editorial, humor, Platform, satire | , , , , , , , , , , | Comments Off on “The Titanic” and the Evilness of the CineMafia

Batman 1939-2008

via Batman Bruce Wayne is killed by his own dad in new comic book | The Sun |Showbiz|Film

Bruce “Batman” Wayne was killed by his father.  It was rumored that Bruce Wayne’s father died during Bruce’s childhood,  It turns out that Dr. Thomas Wayne left Bruce and joined the Black Glove organization.

With no Batman and no Robin, who will protect us from The Joker, The Riddler, the Penguin, and William Shattner?  This is a sad day for the good people and a good day for evil.

Gotham City police Commissioner Gordon is looking for a rich guy who can protect Gotham City from evil for no charge,  The crimefighter is encouraged to buy his or her own crime fighting tools.

November 28, 2008 Posted by | Ahmnodt, Uncategorized | , , , , , , , | 5 Comments

You are Probably Evil

There is an old saying about voting for the “lesser of two evils.” But evil is evil whether it is a greater evil or a lesser evil.  I think that John McCain, Barack Obama, and Hillary Clinton are all evil.  They have all implemented legislation which has hurt American and has given greater power to the CineMafia.  If any of thses evil individuals becomes president, then someday we will have $15 movie tickets with $10 popcorn and $10 cola.  That would be $140 for a family of four.

I will put an end to the CineMafia and make entertainment more affordable.  I made a video about the CineMafia and offered viable solutions.  My mission as president is to make sure Americans can afford to have fun again.

The only people who support evil are other evil people.

May 28, 2008 Posted by | Ahmnodt, campaign, cinemafia, economy, election, Obama | , , , , , , | Comments Off on You are Probably Evil

   

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