Ahmnodt Heare for President

Ahmnodt Heare For America… Ahmnodt Heare For You.

The Blame Game

Instead of blaming the other person, politicians should do what I do:  Thank the other person for an opportunity to build one’s own character.  I don’t blame the driver who rammed into my car for demolishing my car.  I thanked her for allowing me to find an excuse to be late for work.


January 27, 2010 Posted by | Ahmnodt, satire, State of the Union 2010 | , , , , | 1 Comment

Today’s Blog Entry Cancelled Due to Snow

The desk Ahmnodt Heare likes to blog from is covered in snow.

The desk where Ahmnodt Heare likes to blog is covered in snow.

Due to inclement weather, Independent candidate for President Ahmnodt Heare will not be posting a blog entry today.  He claims that it is snowing over one inch per hour and that the computer gets covered with snow before he can finish a blog entry.

I think some people will do anything to get out of entering a blog entry.  Blogging is not always easy, but when you are running for president of the United States, you have to blog through blizzards and “Jonas Brothers Hour” tributes on the radio.

America will be expecting a blog entry tomorrow.  We don’t want to hear that you have a “tummy ache” or that the dog ate your blog.

December 19, 2008 Posted by | Ahmnodt, campaign, editorial, environment, satire | , , , , , , , | 1 Comment


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