Ahmnodt Heare for President

Ahmnodt Heare For America… Ahmnodt Heare For You.

Sanctions #gopdebate

I would lift all sanctions.  We need to create jobs and export stuff.  We can’t have sanctions against everybody who disagrees with us.  I would even continue trade with Canada.

August 11, 2011 Posted by | Canada, commentary, debate, humor, Iowa GOP | , , , | Comments Off on Sanctions #gopdebate

Exports

We need to export more than the watered-down entertainment we have been exporting and porn.  We need to export goods.

January 25, 2011 Posted by | commentary, State of the Union 2011 | | 1 Comment

Beware of These People!

There are two types of people I am concerned about:  those who threaten the American way of life and those who are undermining my campaign.

These people below are threatening American entertainment and must be stopped!

Anne Murray, Celine Dion, and William Shatter are Canadian spies whose mission is to undermine the American entertainment industry and tamper with America’s last remaining significant export.

Those listed above have either stolen my campaign ideas in their campaigns or have covertly undermined my 2008 and 2012 campaigns. (Except Neil Patrick Harris, he was added because I think he’s a tad odd.)

December 12, 2009 Posted by | Ahmnodt, campaign, Canada, commentary, editorial, election, entertainment, humor, politics, satire | , , , , , , , , , | 9 Comments

   

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