About
Ahmnodt Heare is a fictional character running a real campaign. He is an Independent candidate for President of the United States. His views on solving America’s problems is different than the ideas being offered by any Republican or Democratic candidate.
In the upcoming days, he will give a daily account of his political activities, campaigns, and other behind the scene activities like no other candidate ever has.
The purpose of this blog is to showing the absurdity of Ahmnodt Heare’s platform and show that the two major parties are equally absurd (especially at the federal level.)
If you are fed up with the two-party duopoly, then feel free to write in “Ahmnodt Heare” for the office of your choosing.
On Election Day, tell your fellow Americans, “Ahmnodt Heare!”
Ahmnodt Heare for America. Ahmnodt Heare for You.
Ahmnodt Heare for President 
Still Under the Radar
I thought after thirteen months of campaigning, I would be able to go somewhere where people would recognize me. Sadly, this is not the case. I went to a crowded restaurant and nobody recognized me. Imagine when these people find out they were in the presence of a candidate for President of the United States. I was excited when I met 1992 Fallopian Party candidate Gilda Glickman. Her politics were liberal. That didn’t stop me from voting for her. To this day, Gilda Glickman was the only presidential candidate I ever met.
I thought there were special perks with running for president. I was never asked if I wanted Secret Service protection. While Obama and McCain were dining at $5,000/plate fundraisers, I was dining at Dollar Value Meal restaurants. While they had major production crews on their campaigns, mine were a few videos thrown up on the Internet. I am so anonymous, I haven’t been mentioned as a finalist in Keith Olbermann’s “Worst Person in the World” segment.
If you see me at a bar, feel free to buy me a drink. I don’t want Secret Service Protection, fundraiser dinners, or fancy-schmancy production on my ads. All I want is the occasional beer without paying for it.
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March 4, 2009 Posted by Ahmnodt Heare | Ahmnodt, campaign, commentary, election, media, Obama, politics, satire | beer, fallopian, fundraiser, Keith Olbermann, Secret Service | Comments Off on Still Under the Radar