Ahmnodt Heare for President

Ahmnodt Heare For America… Ahmnodt Heare For You.

You Should Have Voted For Me

Benghazi. IRS. Fast and Furious.  These are just a few scandals currently swirling around President Obama and his administration.  Mitt Romney is living a private life.  This makes it hard to find out what scandalous plans he has cooked up.  2008 Republican candidate John McCain was in Syria to give support to Al-Qaeda  Syrian rebels after showing support to Al-Qaeda rebels during the Libyan uprising.

Unlike the candidates from the other parties, my scandals did not kill innocent lives.  They didn’t even kill guilty lives.  My scandals were limited to being hooked on phonics, my inability to find a Constitutionally eligible running mate in 2008, and buying pot brownies.

People tend to vote for glitz over substance.  They think it’s more important that a president is tall than is able to properly use “your” and “you’re” in a sentence.  They’d rather vote for someone with a twinkle in their eye than for someone with a tinkle on the toilet seat.  They would rather vote for a buffoon who looks astute than for a genius who looks mentally challenged.

Remember this blog entry when you vote in 2016.  Before you vote for that stud or hottie, remember that their scandals can kill.  I would suggest that you vote for me.  My scandals are safer,

 

June 2, 2013 Posted by | Ahmnodt, campaign, commentary, editorial, humor, Obama, politics, Romney | , , , , , , , , | 2 Comments

Stay Tuned

Today is a busy day for this blog.  For those who have been criticizing me for a decrease in posts over the past few months, stay tuned throughout the day as I will be posting fast and furious (though I will not be giving weapons to drug cartels at this time).

At 2:00PM Eastern, this blog will be undergoing the Emergency Alert System.  The blog will post various warnings and hyperboles as part of the Emergency Alert System.  Please note that the messages will not be real and that this is only a test.  I will not be grading these tests so everybody will get an “A”.

Tonight is the debate.  The main focus of the debate will be the economy.  This is my strongest point.   (And probably the biggest reason why I wasn’t invited to debate.)  I am the true fiscal conservative.  I have spent less money on my campaign than all other candidates combined.  The debate is at 6:00PM Mountain time on CNBC.

I may or may not write something else as it happens.  This is a rare day that I will be home all day but not working at all.  There will be no appointments again as I am a bit under a weather with a mild case of simple chronic halitosis.

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November 9, 2011 Posted by | Ahmnodt, debate, economy, humor, issues, Oakland, satire | , , , , , , , | Comments Off on Stay Tuned

   

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