Ahmnodt Heare for President

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Nap Time

Special thanks to http://haruth.com/r/RedskinsHailtotheRedskins.html

The next two weeks are going to be very slow.  Business is usually slow until following the new year.  People want to enjoy the holidays, which means staying away from politics.  I have done my Christmas and Festivus shopping and am only two layaway payments from Vanna White Day.

I have started napping.  This will keep me awake when Congress votes at 1:00 AM.  It will also keep me alert as the Redskins spank the New York Giants tonight.

And now… The Washington Anthem:

Hail to the Redskins!
Hail Victory!
Braves on the Warpath!
Fight for old D.C.!
Run or pass and score — we want a lot more!
Beat ’em, Swamp ’em,
Touchdown! — Let the points soar!
Fight on, fight on ‘Til you have won
Sons of Wash-ing-ton. Rah!, Rah!, Rah!

Hail to the Redskins!
Hail Victory!
Braves on the Warpath!
Fight for old D.C.!

Hail to the Redskins

December 21, 2009 Posted by | Ahmnodt, commentary, humor, Washington | , , , , , , | 4 Comments

Weather Woes

I did not want to do a lot of traveling in January and February, but it seems that’s when people want me to speak the most.  Many of these speaking engagements are within a two hour drive from where I live.

I am concerned about bad wintry weather and traveling  on roads as slick as Bill Clinton.  There is also the concern of putting a ton of miles on my 1997 Geo Metro.  The car wasn’t too bad when I was living in North Carolina because it didn’t snow much there.  New Jersey gets a lot of wintry weather (snow, ice, and fog).  The roads were icy today and I couldn’t make the trip to the gas station to buy cigarettes and toothpicks.

I will buy studded snow tires next week and save them for days that I have to travel for campaigning or beer runs.  Driving carefully will also make my trips safer.  This will include not drinking the beer while returning from the store.

There is nothing planned during the week.  I will be attending a Festivus party next weekend.  I hope no big men are there because the “Feats of Strength” always wears me out.

If anybody knows how to write wikis, here is the link to my name.

December 13, 2009 Posted by | Ahmnodt, campaign, humor, satire | , , , , , , , , | 3 Comments


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