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Reviews and Previews

2012 is coming to a close and 2013 is about to be shoved in our faces.  Since this is generally a slow political period (aside from Congress and Obama wanting to drive us off a fiscal cliff), I will be spending the next few weeks reviewing 2012 and previewing 2013, taking it month by month.  Below is the schedule:

2012 in Review:

2013 in Preview:

  • January – 1/2
  • February – 1/3
  • March – 1/4
  • April – 1/5
  • May – 1/7
  • June – 1/8
  • July – 1/9
  • August – 1/10
  • September – 1/11
  • October – 1/12
  • November – 1/14
  • December – 1/15

A few days are skipped on purpose.  January 1 is skipped because it’s New Year’s Day.  It is bad luck to make a prediction on New Year’s Day.  All the money I have lost betting on bowl games over the years proves this.  January 6 and 13 are omitted because I expect the Washington Redskins to be playing playoff football on those days.

I may throw in an entry or two on what I am thinking during this time, but don’t hold your breath.  There will be updates on my Facebook page as well as my Twitter account.

December 19, 2012 Posted by | Ahmnodt, humor, Obama, Social Networking | , , , , , , | Comments Off on Reviews and Previews

Running Mate Needed (Again)

I have received an e-mail from my 2012 running mate Albeeee Thayer today saying that he would be unable to run as my running mate.  He wants to expand his business and campaigning would take time away from that.  He did wish me well and said he would continue to campaign for me when he has the time.  He also wanted to send a note for anybody in the Abilene, TX area that he will host future “Orgies for Abstinence” rallies in his home starting with the next one on April 5, 2013.

I will be changing my e-mail address soon.  There seems to be a lot of people sending e-mail to me at my current address who say that they get a message that my address does not exist.  The spammers all seem to find it and I do get e-mails from many supporters.  I will have a new address soon.

Don’t forget to check my livestreaming of “How to Hang-Glide off a Fiscal Cliff” tonight at 8:30PM Eastern /6:30PM Mountain time.

December 11, 2012 Posted by | Ahmnodt, Albee, campaign, humor | , , , , , , | 1 Comment

A New Era

After all of the delays, excuses, and other oddities, I am finally in my new home.  It’s basically the same layout as my old condo except it includes a loft (which will double as my 2016 campaign headquarters.)

I brought most of the mall stuff on Friday.  There is nothing like carrying your possessions up a walkway caked in ice.  The movers never showed (a common theme when I move).  I ended up finding some people in the neighborhood to help me with the furniture.  Fortunately, I do not have much furniture.  (Just a bed, dresser, armoire, recliner, six ottomans, TV stand, and entertainment unit.

Now that I have moved in and have just about finished unpacking, I can resume normal activities.  My 2016 campaign will kick off with a livestreaming video tomorrow at 8:30PM EST.  The show is skills needed to survive acts from the people you elect to office.

December 10, 2012 Posted by | Ahmnodt, campaign, humor, politics, satire | , , , , , , | 1 Comment

   

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