Here They Come!

Just when it looked like the only challengers I was going to have to deal with in 2012 were Jimmy McMillan and Barack Obama, the “mainstream” Republicans are coming out of the woodwork.  Mitt Romney and Tim Pawlenty have both announced that they are going to have exploratory committees to run for President.

I wonder what their committees will explore.  They both claim to be fiscal conservatives, but will they continue to call themselves that after reading this site and seeing how a real fiscal conservative runs a fiscal conservative campaign?  If they have a soul, they won’t.  But they are politicians, so they will.

Mitt Romney is a multi-millionaire who raised a ton of money for his last campaign. Despite all of the campaign’s money, the campaign still ran up over $17 million in debt. This is not fiscal conservatism.  This is the actions of someone who acting like somebody typically found in government.

There are two things that make me a real fiscal conservative:  1) I do not throw money at problems.  2) I do not borrow money (except for cigarettes, which I always pay back in a day or two.)

If you hear somebody call either Romney or Pawlenty a “fiscal conservative”, show them my record and dare them to match it.

A Couple of New Ads

Here are a couple of ads I made recently.  Feel free to share with others!

AHMNODT THE FISCAL CONSERVATIVE

AHMNODT ON OBAMA’S MIND

Attention App Developers

It is time to take the campaign to the next level.  Thus far the campaign has been available in blog, podcast, telepathic, and social networking forms.  The next step is logical – a phone app.  I would like to learn how to write code for phone apps.  I have some programming experience (COBOL, BASIC, HTML).

There are a few reasons why I want to learn the programming:

• I am a fiscal conservative – Because i am a fiscal conservative, I cannot spend money to pay somebody to create the app for me.
• Control of content – It is not only important that the message gets out.  The presentation is just as important as the message itself.  The look, frequency of updates, glitches, and ease of use are also important.  By programming it myself, I will be showing that I am in touch with average Americans.
• Business – Making apps can be a marketing tool I could use for my business’s clients.
• Classified – Sjkdjvn sdkjkj wasao kjkjcssasx.

If you know how to make phone apps for Iphone, Android, Blackberry, or Can-to-Can, are willing to teach me how to make apps, and live near northwestern New Jersey, please reach me through any method mentioned in my “Contact” tab.

Leading by Example

If there’s one thing Americans hate more than anything, it’s a hypocrite.  We are tired of people preaching to be faithful only to get caught cheating on their spouses.  We frown on people who tell us to conserve electricity only to have them run electric bills over $1,000 per month.  We also don’t want people telling us that the only way to have peace is through a never-ending war.

I don’t suggest people do anything unless I do it myself.  It might be an ego thing, but I think my advice is so good, I lead by example.  Below are just a few examples:

• Living a Green lifestyle – I think I champion a green lifestyle.  My house is green, my car is green, some of my clothes are green, and the carpeting in my house is green.  I even have green food coloring so my food can be green.
• Women’s Rights – I have never told a woman how to clean my house or what cleaning materials she should use.  I like strong independent women who don’t need me to tell them which brand of cleaner to use in scrubbing my toilet.
• Drugs – I do not tell others not to use any drugs that I have tried.  You will never hear me preach against the use of marijuana, cocaine, glue, or Tylenol.  While I haven’t used marijuana, cocaine. or Tylenol since I was 20, I just don’t sound credible telling others not to do it if I have tried it myself.
• Fiscal conservatism – Here is where I separate myself from those who claim to be fiscally conservative.  I am not spending any money for my campaign.  This means that I am not raising money for my campaign.  I am so frugal spending that I didn’t bother to file with the Federal Election Commission (FEC) because I didn’t want to pay a filing fee.  That is why my campaign is a write-in campaign.  Why would people raise and spend $70,000,000 for a $400,000 per year job?

Americans have lost faith in their leaders because few of them lead by example.  I always lead by example and practice what I preach.  This is why I am asking for your vote on November 6, 2012.

Your Assignment

You’re probably scared by the title and I do not blame you.  However, this is an easy assignment and takes a minute or less.

http://www.you_tube.com/watch?v=0-LY-0Gw-Dc

(but replace “you_tube” with “youtube”.)

If you have a blog, take the link above and embed it in your blog entry.  You can write anything else you want with it.  All I ask is that you include this link (https://ahmnodtheare.wordpress.com/2010/04/14/your-assignment/) in the blog entry.  This will let me know that you have completed your assignment and I can place a gold star next to your name.  If you do not have a blog, then you can copy the YouTube link and post it on your FaceBook, MySpace, Adult Friend Finder, or other social networking website.  If you don’t believe in social networking, you can e-mail the link to some of your buddies who talk politics.

Please remember that I have declared my campaign to be a “penniless” campaign and that I will not be asking donations for the campaign because I do not plan on raising money or spending money.  This is a fiscally conservative campaign that is going to harness the power of the Internet to reach people.

I thank you for your continued support and for taking on this project.

Poor John McCain

Senator John McCain said he was misled by Federal Reserve Chair Ben Bernanke and former Treasury Secretary Hank Paulson on the $700 billion TARP Program.  He should have sought the advice of somebody who is more fiscally conservative.

I was the only candidate who suggested politicians pay their fair share in taxes.  If Senator McCain listened to my jobs program, we would be out of this recession.  My bailout plan would have cost only $3 billion jobs and would create 270,000 new jobs.

An Open Letter to Those Facebook Guys

Dear People Who Run Facebook:

I have been on Facebook for over a year.  Over the time, it has helped increase my base for my 2012 campaign for President of the United States.  I have even taken the step of playing Mafia Wars with my supporters.

As useful and fun as Facebook has been over the last year, it has been soured over the last week.  It started ironically enough with “change.”  While change can be a good thing if people want it, it can be a bad thing if people like things the way they are.  People wanted change in the United States in 2008 so they voted for Barack Obama. (I voted for myself, as I was running in 2008 also.)  People didn’t want change to Facebook.  This was demonstrated by not voting for Barack Obama for President of Facebook.

It is not just the change that has bothered Facebook users.  It is the glitches that have come along since the changes occurred.  It has made running my presidential campaign very difficult.  I am running a penniless campaign because I am a fiscal conservative.  Only a true fiscal conservative can run a campaign without taking out loans or acting like a beggar asking people for their hard earned dollars.

I plead that you fix the website as soon as possible.  I did not vote for Barack Obama to run Facebook, so I don’t want change,  (Especially change accompanied with glitches.)  Glitches like the page not updating even after refreshing make it hard to get my message out to my supporters without sending a spam mail message.

I am sure this situation will be resolved soon and wish Facebook the best of luck in its future business endeavors.

Sincerely,

Ahmnodt F.N. Heare

2008 and 2012 Presidential Candidate