Ahmnodt Heare for President

Ahmnodt Heare For America… Ahmnodt Heare For You.

Spreading the Message

I have been blogging for over two years.  The first couple months were painful as there were days when nobody read the blog.  I didn’t even get a spam for Viagra.  I thought I made the big time the day ten people read my blog.  The first time I had 100 hits on my blog, I felt so bold and brazen that I wrote a blog on how to bring traffic to your blog.  That entry alone has brought over 1,200 readers to my blog.  I must have given good advice because people are now reading their blogs more than mine.

I have to find ways to increase readership while maintaining my fiscal responsibility pledge of not spending any money on my campaign.  I could have gone to anybody, but I happened to find out that one of my supporters has an entire website dedicated to increasing traffic for websites.

The term “SEO” used to scare me.  I thought it was a position of a corporation.  The title of “Webmaster” was being replaced with the title of “SEO”, which I thought was almost as important as a CEO.  I was wrong.  “SEO” isn’t a person, it’s a term, which means, “Search Engine Optimization.”

And by going to http://whoaitsseo.com/, I learned it is important to diggstumble and to tweet.  I am learning the importance of links to my blog. Keywords are not to be underestimated.

With enough effort on my part, and enough support on your part, I can bring the people needed to visit my blog to be a viable candidate in 2012.  If it works, I won’t have to ask you for your hard-earned dollars to fund my website like other politicians do for their websites.


April 18, 2010 Posted by | campaign, commentary, satire | , , , , , , , | 7 Comments

The “Penniless” Campaign

Many of my critics claim that I have poor fundraising skills and that I will not become President because I do not have fundraising skills.  They say this because I do not have a “PayPal” link on my website for campaign contributions.  It is time to set the record straight.

The reason why I do not have a “PayPal” link on my website is because I am not accepting contributions.  I am not accepting contributions because I cannot be bought like other politicians can.  Running for President shouldn’t be about how much money one can raise.  it should be about how one can help the country get on the right track.

By not raising money and not spending money I don’t have, I am hoping to show that I am fiscally responsible.  Politicians raise millions for their campaigns because they love to spend.  That should not be what being a politician is all about.  Being a politician should be about the issues and character.  Even many of my opponents will tell you that I am a character.

I hope this is a satisfactory explaination of why I am not raising money.  If you have any questions, please leave a comment below or e-mail ahmnodtheare\@/politician.com.

August 13, 2009 Posted by | Ahmnodt, campaign, editorial, election, politics, satire | , , , , , | 4 Comments

My New Bailout Plan

My bailout plan differs from other plans because my plan will create jobs.  My plan will involve two steps:

1) Bailout companies that are fiscally sound:  By giving responsible companies a couple billion dollars, they will have the capital required to create jobs.

2) Bailout defunct companies:  By bailing out companies that have gone by the wayside like Eastern Airlines and the horse-and-buggy industry, jobs that were lost will be revived.

The current plan does not create jobs.  It only maintains some of the jobs we already have.

November 18, 2008 Posted by | Ahmnodt, Bailout, commentary, economy, issues, satire | , , , , , | 5 Comments


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