Quasi-Hiatus
My schedule has become a lot tighter than I thought it would be. My business clients all want more elaborate projects as their businesses grow. I am making more campaign speeches. I will be giving a speech at the Kickball Hall of Fame dinner tonight in Dover, DE. I still have my daughter staying with me for another week and a half and I can’t find a camp or anything to bring her to during the day so she is whining about nothing to do while I am working.
My posts will be limited for the rest of this month. In addition to what I stated above, I will be going away to attend a wedding in two weeks. There will be no posts from July 25 to 29. Albee Thayer told me he will be mountain climbing in Florida that week and will be unable to post during my absence.
I will try to take to social media and doing a video podcast this Sunday evening. If you would like to watch it, leave a time that is best for you to view it, and I will set it up at a time convenient for the most people. If it’s late, I’ll probably be doing the show in my “Hello Kitty” pajamas.
Endorsements – 2010
I am not running for office this year, so I have time to look at races across the country. Unlike some other politicians, I will not mandate that those who I endorse return the favor. They are as independent as I am and we independents do not roll like that.
Florida U.S. Senate – Charlie Crist
Maine Governor – Shawn Moody
New York Governor – Jimmy McMillan
About
Ahmnodt Heare is a fictional character running a real campaign. He is an Independent candidate for President of the United States. His views on solving America’s problems is different than the ideas being offered by any Republican or Democratic candidate.
In the upcoming days, he will give a daily account of his political activities, campaigns, and other behind the scene activities like no other candidate ever has.
The purpose of this blog is to showing the absurdity of Ahmnodt Heare’s platform and show that the two major parties are equally absurd (especially at the federal level.)
If you are fed up with the two-party duopoly, then feel free to write in “Ahmnodt Heare” for the office of your choosing.
On Election Day, tell your fellow Americans, “Ahmnodt Heare!”
Ahmnodt Heare for America. Ahmnodt Heare for You.
Ahmnodt Heare for President 
Making Sense of Good News
I stumbled upon some very good news after stumbling upon some very bad news. First the bad news: Florida has purged 53,000 dead voters from the voter registration rolls. This means if I am going to win Florida, I am going to have to campaign to people who are still alive.
The good news comes from the Department of Justice. They are now telling election clerks not to purge the deceased from the voter rolls in other states. This is great news for the campaign as long as I am the the only candidate campaigning in cemeteries and in morgues.
My Florida strategy is going to need a ton of work. I can’t campaign to the deceased anymore because they are being taken off of voter rolls. Florida has the largest senior citizen population in the country. Some of them will pass away between now and Election name and their names will be purged.
Florida is also known for Election Day fiascoes. 2000 had counts, recounts, hanging chads, swinging chads, Chad Ochocinco, voter rolls being purged, butterfly ballots, and yuppie riots. Who knows what will happen in 2012?
It looks like the other 49 states and the District of Columbia will not be purging their voter rolls. While Democrats in Chicago and Philadelphia might think this is good news, they haven’t been campaigning in cemeteries like my campaign has. (Though I was roughed up by a couple of Obama supporters in Philadelphia after a graveyard campaign rally.)
I will be campaigning in New York City (to people who are still living) on Wednesday night. The Southern California Campaign Extravaganza is expecting to get off the ground in the first week of June.
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May 20, 2012 Posted by Ahmnodt Heare | Ahmnodt, campaign, commentary, election, humor, issues, politics, satire, voting | 2000 Election, cemeteries, Chad Ochocinco, chads, dead voters, Department of Justice, Florida, graveyards, morgues, New York City, Southern California, voter rolls, yuppie riot | 3 Comments