Ahmnodt Heare for President

Ahmnodt Heare For America… Ahmnodt Heare For You.

Attention Non-Americans!

Americans like to think that the U.S. President is the leader of the “Free World.” In spite of this, non-Americans have no say in who gets to be the leader of the free world. I want to change that, but I will need your help. I need you and all of your friends (and most of your enemies) to mail a letter and a ballot to the U.S. Department of State. The letter should read something like this:

Dear Secretary Clinton:

I keep hearing that the President of the United States is the leader of the free world and that America champions democracy. And as a citizen of voting age living in the free world, I am enclosing my ballot for President and Vice-President of the United States.


This will be what your ballot looks like:

President: Ahmnodt Heare – Independent

Vice President: Albee Thayer – Independent

And the address to mail the letter and the ballot:

Secretary of State Hillary Clinton

U.S. Department of State

2201 C Street NW

Washington, DC 20520, U.S.A.

You can also send the letter to any U.S. Embassy.  But please don’t sent them to Embassy Suites.  While their headquarters are based in the United States, they are not affiliated with the United States government.

March 6, 2012 Posted by | Ahmnodt, Albee, commentary, election, humor, politics, satire, voting | , , , , , , | 6 Comments

Leader of the Free World

This post is intended for the non-American supporters of the campaign.

I have stated in the past that if the American president is considered the “Leader of the ‘Free World’,” then everybody in the free world should be allowed to vote for president.  I was asked what about my supporters in countries that aren’t free:

If you live in such a country, feel free to overthrow your country.  I am unable to come to your country and help in the overthrow, but I wish you all the luck in the world.  I even have a lucky penny that I will part with if you feel it will help your cause.

Once you overthrow your country, you need to write the United States State Department and demand that you be allowed to vote for the leader of the free world.  America is not the only free country.

And the address to mail the letter and the ballot:

Secretary of State Condolezza Rice (Hillary Clinton after 20  January, 2009)

U.S. Department of State

2201 C Street NW

Washington, DC 20520, U.S.A

December 5, 2008 Posted by | Ahmnodt, campaign, election, foreign policy, issues, politics, satire | , , , , , , | 6 Comments

Snag in the Campaign

I am hanging out at an Internet cafe in London.  I was going to go around the city trying to get signatures on a petition so that people in England can vote for the leader of the free world.  I had just finished getting signatures on the first page when the police approached me.Apparently in London, you need a permit to gather signatures.  I was told I had to go to City Hall and apply for a permit and that the permit would cost £25.   I found out that £25 is approximately $50.  I charged it on my credit card and applied for a petition permit.

About a half-hour later, I was given a permit along with a long list of places where I couldn’t go to have people sign the petition.  I asked where I could get people to sign and the clerk said there really aren’t too many places.

I spent a half-hour trying to find a place where I could find a place to have people sign a petition, but I couldn’t find any.  I manage to find the U.S. Embassy in my search.It took me a while to find the page of signatures I had filled out before I was stopped.   I took the page and approached the embassy.  I told the security person I had to talk to somebody about the American elections.  I was allowed to enter after going through the metal detector.I soon met a lady and gave her my petition.  She asked me what the petition was for.

“It’s a petition to allow Britons to vote for the leader of the free world..”

She replied, “The Constitution clearly states that only an American citizen can vote for U.S. President.”

“I would understand if the President was only the leader of the United States.  I feel since the President is the leader of the free world, then we should allow the free world to vote.”

She made a quick phone call.  A moment later, security came and escorted me out of the building.  It seems we don’t care about the rights of people not living in the United States to be heard.

March 19, 2008 Posted by | Ahmnodt, campaign | , , , , | 1 Comment


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