The Optimist in Me

I tend to be optimistic.  My pessimism is usually reserved to what I think will happen to the United States if I don’t become elected President this November.  But I am optimistic that this will be the last Presidents’ Day I will be celebrating as not the President until 2017 or 2021.

My optimism is not limited to my future.  I am optimistic about other things:

• The Washington sports teams (Capitals, Nationals, and Redskins) will all win championships in the same year soon.
• We will still be around on December 22.
• The Cinemafia will be defeated and entertainment will become affordable again.
• The “Ahmnodt in Sunglasses” look will be more popular than the Rick Santorum “sweater vest” look – even on winter nights.

There is a reason for my optimistic spirit.  It is because I have a history of knowing good things are going to happen.  Below are some examples:

• Vanna White getting a star on the “Walk-of-Fame”.
• “Friends” getting canceled.  (I never did like that show.)
• I would make millions thousands hundreds a couple dollars running my own business.
• I would find a diet I could stick to that would help me lose weight.  I drench my chocolate in hot sauce, which has all but abolished my cravings for chocolate and for hot sauce.

I will remain optimistic as long as good things happen.  Ideally, I would like to make the good things happen myself, but sometimes I have to rely on karma, faith, or good luck.

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Clearing the Air About Hate Crimes

The British are considering doing the “Hokey-Pokey” (or Hokey-Cokey, as they call it) a hate crime.  I have two things to say about this and hate crimes.

1)If you don’t like doing the Hokey-Pokey, don’t do it.  Just because you hate doing it does not make it a crime.

2)If crimes against people you hate are eliminated are a bigger punishment, that will mean that people will only commit crimes against people they like.  That will make for losing friends and creating more enemies.  ‘

My recommendation is to make all crimes worth the same.  This will prevent me from committing crimes against my friends.

Making Friends

Here is some videos of some of my friends supporting my campaign:

“Don’t Cry for me someday, Ahmnodt Heare” is now my favorite song.

They all wanted me to win.  I would like to take a moment to thank everybody for their support.

The “Two Friends” Rule

I am trying to get noticed by as many people as possible without spending money campaigning. That is why I blog on WordPress. It is also why I came up with the “Two Friends” rule.

The rule is quite simple, there are two parts to it:

1) Tell two friends about my campaign and my blog. This can be done by e-mail, phone, or in person. The main thing is that you DO IT!!! the blog address is https://ahmnodtheare.wordpress.com

2)Make sure they tell two friends the next day. And explain that they have to explain both parts to their friends.

There you have it. Have a good day. 🙂