About
Ahmnodt Heare is a fictional character running a real campaign. He is an Independent candidate for President of the United States. His views on solving America’s problems is different than the ideas being offered by any Republican or Democratic candidate.
In the upcoming days, he will give a daily account of his political activities, campaigns, and other behind the scene activities like no other candidate ever has.
The purpose of this blog is to showing the absurdity of Ahmnodt Heare’s platform and show that the two major parties are equally absurd (especially at the federal level.)
If you are fed up with the two-party duopoly, then feel free to write in “Ahmnodt Heare” for the office of your choosing.
On Election Day, tell your fellow Americans, “Ahmnodt Heare!”
Ahmnodt Heare for America. Ahmnodt Heare for You.
Ahmnodt Heare for President 
Proof the Maple Leafs Will Win the Stanley Cup
Hell has frozen over!
I did not think this would happen in my lifetime. I have heard that it could happen. The Boston Red Sox won a World Series in 2004 and I thought that would never happen. An opponent’s supporter said that if the election was held the day that picture was taken, I would have won. I think I can win in other days.
I know it starts getting cold in November, but it probably won’t get that cold in Hell. There might be a few flurries, but it’s usually not that wintry in Hell.
If you’re a Maple Leafs fan, today is your day. Your parade will be coming soon enough. Congratulations!
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December 8, 2008 Posted by Ahmnodt Heare | Ahmnodt, campaign, Canada, commentary, election, satire | Election Day, Frozen, Hell, hockey, Maple Leafs, NHL, Toronto, Toronto Maple Leafs | Comments Off on Proof the Maple Leafs Will Win the Stanley Cup