About
Ahmnodt Heare is a fictional character running a real campaign. He is an Independent candidate for President of the United States. His views on solving America’s problems is different than the ideas being offered by any Republican or Democratic candidate.
In the upcoming days, he will give a daily account of his political activities, campaigns, and other behind the scene activities like no other candidate ever has.
The purpose of this blog is to showing the absurdity of Ahmnodt Heare’s platform and show that the two major parties are equally absurd (especially at the federal level.)
If you are fed up with the two-party duopoly, then feel free to write in “Ahmnodt Heare” for the office of your choosing.
On Election Day, tell your fellow Americans, “Ahmnodt Heare!”
Ahmnodt Heare for America. Ahmnodt Heare for You.
Ahmnodt Heare for President 
Hold On Tight!
I think I am back for good. Much has happened since I have last blogged. While Pope Benedict XVI has resigned, Barack Obama hasn’t. My move is set for either the end of this month or the beginning of next month.
The sequester has kicked in. This is bad news for middle-class and lower-class Americans. Lobbyists, bankers, and defense contractors have nothing to worry about as they have spent enough on Congress to make sure the sequester doesn’t affect them.
The news networks have lost credibility with me. With so much going on in the world, they are wasting their resources (and our time) on pieces like “Gallon Smashing” and “Goat Edition” of songs. I am thinking the Cinemafia has infiltrated the news networks and making sure that nothing is ever mentioned about the increasing prices or decreasing quality of movies ever again.
I will resume full-time campaigning the first week of May. By then, even many Obama supporters will want him out and will want an alternative to what we have had for the last 10-20 years.
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March 4, 2013 Posted by Ahmnodt Heare | Ahmnodt, commentary, media, satire | gallon smashing, goat edition, news, Pope Benedict XVI, rant, resignation, sequester | Comments Off on Hold On Tight!