2012 NFL Season – Week 12
Last Week:6-8 (.429) Best Bets: 3-0 (1.000)
Season to Date: 73-86-1 (.459) Best Bets: 17-15-1 (.533)
If you have been relying on my picks to make yourself some easy money, you are even dumber than I am. This goes for those who bet everything I pick or everything against what I pick. Even I don’t bet on my picks.
Tomorrow will be a great Thanksgiving. I will be at my parents’ home (my childhood home) in Washington DC and watch the Washington Redskins beat the Dallas Cowboys with my father. Speaking of Thanksgiving, I think there should be Cranberry Pop-Tarts available for Thanksgiving. I think they would sell well.
Happy Thanksgiving from what remains of the Ahmnodt Heare for President campaign team!
| Date & Time | Favorite | Spread | Underdog |
| 11/22 12:30 ET | Houston | -3 | At Detroit |
| 11/22 4:15 ET | At Dallas | -3 | Washington |
| 11/22 8:20 ET | New England | -7 | At NY Jets |
| 11/25 1:00 ET | At Cincinnati | -8 | Oakland |
| 11/25 1:00 ET | Pittsburgh | -1 | At Cleveland |
| 11/25 1:00 ET | At Indianapolis | -3 | Buffalo |
| 11/25 1:00 ET | Denver | -10.5 | At Kansas City |
| 11/25 1:00 ET | Tennessee | -3 | At Jacksonville |
| 11/25 1:00 ET | At Chicago | -2.5 | Minnesota |
| 11/25 1:00 ET | Atlanta | -1 | At Tampa Bay |
| 11/25 1:00 ET | Seattle | -3 | At Miami |
| 11/25 4:05 ET | Baltimore | -1 | At San Diego |
| 11/25 4:25 ET | San Francisco | -2 | At New Orleans |
| 11/25 4:25 ET | At Arizona | -2.5 | St. Louis |
| 11/25 8:30 ET | At NY Giants | -2.5 | Green Bay |
Monday Night Football Point Spread
| 11/26 8:40 ET | At Philadelphia | -2 | Carolina |
2010 NFL SEASON – CONFERENCE CHAMPIONSHIPS
Last week 1-3 Playoffs 3-5
Best Bets 0-1 Playoffs 0-2
Meh. Just meh. I will not be predicting the Pro Bowl because it is but an exhibition. It would be liking betting on figure skating’s grand finale after the medals have been handed out. If you find yourself compelled to bet on the Pro Bowl or on figure skating, call 1-800-GAMBLER and seek help.
| Date & Time | Favorite | Spread | Underdog |
| 1/23 3:00 ET | Green Bay | -3.5 | At Chicago |
| 1/23 6:30 ET | At Pittsburgh | -3.5 | NY Jets |
It should be a good weekend for football.
Viva Las Vegas!
It is still dark here. When I set my travel alarm for 8:30 last night, I forgot to set the clock for Pacific Time. When the alarm went off at 8:30 Eastern, it was only 5:30AM here. I don’t want to go too much about the hassle of going through security at the airport yesterday, but I now understand why PETA protests how cattle are treated.
The hard part of today will be going to Wal-Mart to get the dog food before gambling. I also have to remember that the meetup is at 8PM tonight and that the seniors need help. There are slot machines in the hotel where I am staying. There are slot machines everywhere. Last night I thought I was flushing the urinal when I saw the wheels spinning. Two lemons and a single bar. Nothing.
I also have to stay away from the hookers. Not because of the money, but I might end up becoming preoccupied and miss the meetup. It wouldn’t look good in the papers if it was found that I missed a meeting in my honor because I was screwing a potential voter.
The one drawback to running for president is that you can’t always have fun while hanging out in Las Vegas. My only hope is maybe I’ll run into an Elvis impersonator.
About
Ahmnodt Heare is a fictional character running a real campaign. He is an Independent candidate for President of the United States. His views on solving America’s problems is different than the ideas being offered by any Republican or Democratic candidate.
In the upcoming days, he will give a daily account of his political activities, campaigns, and other behind the scene activities like no other candidate ever has.
The purpose of this blog is to showing the absurdity of Ahmnodt Heare’s platform and show that the two major parties are equally absurd (especially at the federal level.)
If you are fed up with the two-party duopoly, then feel free to write in “Ahmnodt Heare” for the office of your choosing.
On Election Day, tell your fellow Americans, “Ahmnodt Heare!”
Ahmnodt Heare for America. Ahmnodt Heare for You.
Ahmnodt Heare for President 