Filing taxes is (for lack of a better word), taxing. Despite of all the forms, it basically boils down to two things: 1) How much did you make? and 2) Send it in. (Please enclose an additional $29.95 processing fee.) Then they get you because they want to know where you got the money for the processing fee and why it wasn’t included with income.
Paying taxes would feel less burdensome if we were getting our money’s worth. The federal gas taxes are supposed to go for roads and bridges, yet 1/3 of our bridges fail safety codes. The more we spend on education and health care, the dumber our children become and the sicker we get. Somebody has to pay for the GSA’s lavish parties.
This is why I am a fiscal conservative. I only spend money on things I really need (housing, food, water, clothes, auto expenses, nudie bars, etc.) I will bring that fiscal conservatism to the White House. I will no longer have taxpayers fund a study on the flow of ketchup or on the mating habits of gay Argentinian men. Funding will be limited to the essentials of running government, military, social programs, and the National Vanna White Museum. If somebody needs money for a study, they can raise the money with a cake sale or a magazine drive.
You can vote for Obama or Romney (two men known for spending money), you could vote for Ron Paul (Please don’t.) You can vote for Roseanne Barr, Lee Wrights, or another third party candidate. But the best vote would be a vote for Ahmnodt Heare.
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April 17, 2012
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Ahmnodt Heare for President 
Taxing Day
Filing taxes is (for lack of a better word), taxing. Despite of all the forms, it basically boils down to two things: 1) How much did you make? and 2) Send it in. (Please enclose an additional $29.95 processing fee.) Then they get you because they want to know where you got the money for the processing fee and why it wasn’t included with income.
Paying taxes would feel less burdensome if we were getting our money’s worth. The federal gas taxes are supposed to go for roads and bridges, yet 1/3 of our bridges fail safety codes. The more we spend on education and health care, the dumber our children become and the sicker we get. Somebody has to pay for the GSA’s lavish parties.
This is why I am a fiscal conservative. I only spend money on things I really need (housing, food, water, clothes, auto expenses, nudie bars, etc.) I will bring that fiscal conservatism to the White House. I will no longer have taxpayers fund a study on the flow of ketchup or on the mating habits of gay Argentinian men. Funding will be limited to the essentials of running government, military, social programs, and the National Vanna White Museum. If somebody needs money for a study, they can raise the money with a cake sale or a magazine drive.
You can vote for Obama or Romney (two men known for spending money), you could vote for Ron Paul (Please don’t.) You can vote for Roseanne Barr, Lee Wrights, or another third party candidate. But the best vote would be a vote for Ahmnodt Heare.
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April 17, 2012 Posted by Ahmnodt Heare | Ahmnodt, commentary, editorial, education, health care, humor, satire, taxes, Vanna White | filing taxes, fiscal conservatism, gas tax, GSA, income tax, Lee Wrights, Mitt Romney, Museum, necessities, rant, Ron Paul, Roseanne Barr, studies, tax forms, third parties | 2 Comments