I am Confused
The National Institute of Health (NIH) wants to spend $2.6 million dollars to teach Chinese prostitutes how to drink. Maybe I am wrong, but I never thought that drinking was a prostitute’s primary job. I am wondering how the NIH knows that Chinese prostitutes have a drinking problem. They are also spending $400,000 to study the effects beer has on gay men in Argentina.
The only reason why I can see why the NIH is spending $3 million on the effects of alcohol on foreigners is labor costs. Prostitutes in America are expensive. I would guess that a gay American man would cost a lot of money also.
I sense a pattern. The NIH wants to study deviant sexual behavior abroad because they don’t want to get caught at home. There will probably study the effects that “Shirley Temples” have on pedophiles in Brussells.
If I am elected president, I will not allow a dime to be spent on deviant behavior of foreigners. That money would be better spent at home.
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My Opinion on “Don’t Ask Don’t Tell”
I was searching through my archives looking for past entries I had on “Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell.” (DADT) It turns out I haven’t mentioned it before. Although I have written about my support of gay marriage in the past, I cannot support DADT. My reason is different than the Republicans being against it. I do not have a problem with gay people serving our country in war or in peace.
I am still young enough to be drafted, While I believe the United States should defend itself against all enemies (foreign and domestic), I also believe that a citizen should have the right to decide if the war his or her country is fighting is worth dying for. I have taken the life of the soldier very seriously in my policy on warfare.
If DADT is passed and becomes law, it will be more difficult of getting out of a draft. I was hoping I could tell the draft board I cannot serve because I am gay if there is a war I am drafted for that I feel is wrong. The only way I can get out of a draft now is blowing out my knee (and that would really, really hurt.)
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December 18, 2010 Posted by Ahmnodt Heare | Ahmnodt, commentary, editorial, foreign policy, humor, satire, War | DADT, Don't ask Don't Tell, draft, gay, homosexuals, military | 9 Comments