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Ahmnodt Heare is a fictional character running a real campaign. He is an Independent candidate for President of the United States. His views on solving America’s problems is different than the ideas being offered by any Republican or Democratic candidate.
In the upcoming days, he will give a daily account of his political activities, campaigns, and other behind the scene activities like no other candidate ever has.
The purpose of this blog is to showing the absurdity of Ahmnodt Heare’s platform and show that the two major parties are equally absurd (especially at the federal level.)
If you are fed up with the two-party duopoly, then feel free to write in “Ahmnodt Heare” for the office of your choosing.
On Election Day, tell your fellow Americans, “Ahmnodt Heare!”
Ahmnodt Heare for America. Ahmnodt Heare for You.
Ahmnodt Heare for President 
How I Would Solve the Israeli – Palestinian Mess
Israel and Palestine have been going at it since I was a kid. There have been moments of truces only to end up with both sides fighting again. My solution is two-fold: Bomb Israel, Gaza, and the West Bank with reefer bombs and to set up falafel and kabob stands near the bombed areas.
Marijuana puts the mind at ease. People aren’t in the mood to fight when they are stoned. Marijuana also causes the munchies. If America ran the falafel and kabob stands I mentioned earlier, then we will be able to pay for the reefer bombings without using taxpayers’ dollars.
A well-fed and stoned people is a happy and peaceful people. This will bring peace to the Middle East.
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January 8, 2009 Posted by Ahmnodt Heare | Ahmnodt, commentary, editorial, foreign policy, issues, satire, War | falafel, Gaza, Israel, kabobs, marijuana, Palestine, War, West Bank | 3 Comments