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2009 In Review (Part 1)

2009 was a most interesting year.  Instead of moping how the Republicans and Democrats control everything, I offered to help them.   I unveiled my jobs program and a quick inaugural ceremony for a cold winter day,

If there is one thing I like about President Obama (and by like, I mean love), it’s his stance on Canada.  We don’t see eye-to-eye on much, but he does like to steal my campaign ideas.

March was a weird month but I don’t remember much of it.  I did receive some advice from former President Ford through a medium.

2009 wasn’t all about politics.  I shared some of my grandmother’s recipes.  I also shared my passion for the Washington Redskins.

Tomorrow, I will share my retrospective on things that happened between April and June.


December 22, 2009 Posted by | Ahmnodt, campaign, Canada, commentary, humor, issues, Obama, satire, Washington | , , , , , | Comments Off on 2009 In Review (Part 1)

Acronyms – The Next Phase of the Campaign

I was fortunate Betty Poundcake was in my area tonight.  She was the medium that was able to channel endorsements from the grave.  She didn’t channel any endorsements tonight, but thanks to her, I was able to gain valuable advice from former President Gerald Ford.  Former President Ford said he had been following my campaign for over a year.  He gave an honest and sometimes painful critique of my campaign.  He said I spend too much time talking in a language that normal people understand.  He said that people want a president that sound smarter than they do.

He gave me my first lesson.  He said that if I use acronyms, I would sound more presidential.  Not only would I sound more presidential, but I would be more respected among my competitors and their supporters.  Here are a few we brainstormed:

READ – (Real Entertainment Affordable Daily)  READ is a program that will make entertainment affordable and filter out Canadian spies posing as entertainers.

SNIFF – (Sensible Needs in Federal Funding) SNIFF will continue to fund things we need (Like the military and nudie bars for the military) while eliminating pork programs like Congress and the Supreme Court.

SLUT – (Systematically Losing Unneeded Taxes)  This program will eliminate taxes that are no longer needed after raising the rates on taxes that are needed.

I will add other programs as the needs arise.  I have the foundations of a strong campaign with READ, SNIFF, and SLUT.  I would like to thank Betty Poundcake and former President Gerald Ford for their help.

March 27, 2009 Posted by | Ahmnodt, campaign, Canada, issues, politics, satire, taxes | , , , | 1 Comment


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