Ahmnodt Heare for President

Ahmnodt Heare For America… Ahmnodt Heare For You.

Cinemafia Exposed!

One of my supporters was able to infiltrate a Cinemafia meeting.  She was able to videotape a portion of the meeting and give the recording to me.  They speak in different languages to prevent people from finding out what they are saying in meetings.  Fortunately, the supporter speaks German and was able to put subtitles in the film clip so we can know what they are saying.

February 15, 2010 Posted by | Ahmnodt, campaign, humor, satire | , , , , | 2 Comments

Attention Non-Americans!

Americans like to think that the U.S. President is the leader of the “Free World.” In spite of this, non-Americans have no say in who gets to be the leader of the free world. I want to change that, but I will need your help. I need you and all of your friends (and most of your enemies) to mail a letter and a ballot to the U.S. Department of State. The letter should read something like this: Continue reading

February 27, 2008 Posted by | campaign | , , , , , , , , | 1 Comment


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