Ahmnodt Heare for President

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A Great Christmas Gift!

I know Christmas is over for most of us.  But those of Greek or Russian Orthodox religions, it’s not for another 11 days.  It is easy for me to say that it is a great Christmas gift, but I admit I am biased.  Besides; it is better to show than to tell:

My campaign manager got this awesome mug for Christmas.  Not from me, but from his sister.

My campaign manager got this awesome mug for Christmas. Not from me, but from his sister.

More proof that I am biased: Clicking the picture will lead you to the site where you can buy a mug for yourself or a loved one.

December 26, 2012 Posted by | Ahmnodt, humor | , , | 1 Comment

Keep Your Wedding Gifts

Your wedding day is a very special day.  You and your love will make a vow to love each other through thick and thin, in sickness and in health, through frick and frack, all for the rest of your lives.  A certain opponent of mine (who shall remain nameless though he currently resides at 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue, Washington, DC) wants you to have contributions to his campaign on your wedding registry.   Even if I wasn’t running a penniless campaign and I was accepting donations, I wouldn’t piggy-back off of a wedding or a birth of a child.  Not getting married and not being the father of your child are rewarding enough for me.

Just because I am not accepting money for my campaign (or spending money on my campaign) doesn’t mean I am not accepting money and spending money on other purposes.  Below are some of the things I am accepting money for:

  • Nudie bar bill – Drinking at a nudie bar isn’t cheap.  The more I drink, the more compelled I feel to buy drinks for others.
  • Take-out Food – I’d like to get a pizza or some Chinese food once in a while, but my fiscal conservatism prohibits me from doing that.
  • Buying my condo – I could buy it now, but I do not wish to take out a loan.  Banks shouldn’t be paid just because a person wants something.
  • A Bentley – One of my father’s friends bought one recently.  I didn’t get to drive it, but I got to ride in it.  It’s a sweet ride!
  • A smartphone – The phone I have now is dumb as rocks.  It’s an old phone that has no function except for phone calls.

Even though I would like these things, I don’t want the money to come from somebody’s wedding registry.  Getting married is painful enough.  There is no need to share the gifts that are rightfully yours.

June 27, 2012 Posted by | Ahmnodt, commentary, editorial, humor, Obama, satire | , , , , , , , , , , | 4 Comments

Some Gift Ideas

Instead of waking up at 3AM on Friday for the Black Friday Shopping mayhem, sleep in and buy some nice gifts from the Ahmnodt Heare store.  The items pictured below have the new slogan.  To see items with the old logo, check out http://www.cafepress.com/ahmnodt.This teddy bear is so cute.  Even the low price of $14.99 is cute.  Buy one for your loved one and one for yourself for less than a cinemafia-endorsed night of “entertainment.”

This coffee mug is a great ice-breaker for showing your support at work.  There is no better way to show your love than to say “Ahmnodt Heare for You.”

November 26, 2008 Posted by | Ahmnodt, campaign, economy, Uncategorized | , , , , | 3 Comments

   

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