Ahmnodt Heare for President

Ahmnodt Heare For America… Ahmnodt Heare For You.

My Response to Glenn Beck

Glenn Beck attacked my supporters and me yesterday during his show.  I expressed gratitude in bringing much-needed exposure to my campaign.  There are a few inaccuracies that I need to address:

  • I had nothing to do with Barack Obama’s campaign – We were opponents in 2008 and will be opponents in 2012.  I am an Independent, not a Democrat.
  • I ate rice at China House (a restaurant in Woodbury, NJ).  I did not eat rice in China.  I have never been to China.
  • A “Known ‘Googler'” – He has me there.  I am a Googler.  Isn’t everybody?
  • His Blackboard is full of inaccuracies.  The only people on there who belong are Pamela, Claire, David and Batman.  The connection between Ahmnodt Heare for President LLC and the IRS is mandated by law.  I have tried to free myself from this abusive relationship, but to no avail.
  • I am an advocate of WALNUT, not ACORN.
  • I have nothing to do with Nergal, Negril, or any other ancient being.
  • The “Ahmnodt Heare is the Czar of Ruining America” sign:  That sign was from a supporter who is spelling deficient.  The sign should have read, “Ahmnodt Heare is the Czar of Running America”, and even that is technically inaccurate.

I hope this clears everything up.  If you have any questions about the video or the campaign, please feel free to ask.


March 11, 2010 Posted by | Ahmnodt, commentary, editorial, endorsement, humor, media, Obama, satire | , , , , , , , , | 2 Comments

Glenn Beck Attacks Ahmnodt Heare

He not only attacked me, but he also mentioned some of the frequent visitors of this blog.  He has it in for me, Pamela Villars, Claire Collins, and David.

I would like to thank Glenn Beck for bringing publicity to my campaign.  Me he continue to mention me while he still has a show.

March 10, 2010 Posted by | Ahmnodt, campaign, commentary, humor, media, satire, scandal | , , | 5 Comments

Something is Missing

I had it for a while last year just before the Republican and Democratic Parties’ conventions.  It was the height of my 2008 campaign.  There was a blogger saying negative things about me and my campaign.

Neither Obama’s nor McCain’s campaign were talked about much until people started saying negative things about them.   Negative coverage brings positive counter-coverage and vice versa.  Next thing you know, everybody was talking about McCain and Obama.  My coverage was almost all good, but most of the news from my campaign came from this blog.  Few people read the one negative blog entry and now the blog no longer exists.

If you are a blogger, feel free to say something negative about me, my campaign, or my platform in your blog.  If you have the time and energy, you could even dedicate an entire blog dedicated to making sure I am defeated in 2012.  Something like ahmnodthearesucks.wordpress.com would be a good start.

My mother keeps trying to call Glenn Beck’s radio show to tell him what a crackpot I am, but she can never get through.  She doesn’t like my plan for senior citizens.  She says President Obama has a good plan for seniors, but I haven’t heard it.  The only good thing he has done for senior citizens is hiring one to be vice-president.

I look forward to reading about all the bad things about me.

June 5, 2009 Posted by | Ahmnodt, campaign, commentary, humor, Obama, politics, satire, senior citizens | , , , | 6 Comments


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