Assessment and Execution

Below are the goals I had set in January for the campaign for 2010.  I have raised the bar as high as I could without throwing out my shoulder.

1. Averaging 500 unique hits per day on this website.
2. 1,000,000  results when people search for “Ahmnodt Heare” on Google.  (we are currently at 17,600)
3. Enough write-in votes in upcoming primaries (Democratic and Republican).
4. At least 1,000 blogs mentioning Ahmnodt Heare and the campaign.
5. An “Ahmnodt Girl” video.
6. At least five national television appearances (broadcast or cable).
7. One scandal involving a multitude of women.  (More people are talking about Tiger Woods now than ever before!)

So far I am not near accomplishing any of these goals.  I couldn’t accomplish goal #7 even after hosting an “Orgies for Abstinence” event a few weeks ago.  This is not to say that the campaign is not growing; it’s not growing as fast as I like.  I take full responsibility for the parts that are my fault.  Like not following my 2009 map strategy.

I have already made some plans.  I will head up to Wyoming, Montana, and the Dakotas for a week following BlancaFest.  I drive through Delaware several times a year traveling between here and Washington, DC.  I can stop in Vermont and Rhode Island the next time I go up to Boston.  I already have campaigned in Washington DC and will do so in the future.  I fee confident I can win there as Washingtonians will want to elect one of them (I was born and raised in Washington DC).

This leaves me to Alaska.  It’s not on the way to anything and population centers are hundreds of miles apart.  And now that Sarah Palin is doing her thingie in the lower 48, it is harder to find an excuse to go to Alaska (besides going to Wasilla to see Russia.)

I have a lot to do between now and the Presidential election.  There are only 923 days left until the Election to get everything done and get the exposure my campaign needs.

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Goals for March 2010

Back in January, I started the year by listing my goals for 2010.  Here they are:

Below are my goals for the campaign for 2010.  I have raised the bar as high as I could without throwing out my shoulder.

1. Averaging 500 unique hits per day on this website.
2. 1,000,000  results when people search for “Ahmnodt Heare” on Google.  (we are currently at 17,600)
3. Enough write-in votes in upcoming primaries (Democratic and Republican).
4. At least 1,000 blogs mentioning Ahmnodt Heare and the campaign.
5. An “Ahmnodt Girl” video.
6. At least five national television appearances (broadcast or cable).
7. One scandal involving a multitude of women.  (More people are talking about Tiger Woods now than ever before!)

I am nowhere near any of these goals.  This basically means I have 10 months to do 12 months of work.  I should go into more detail over some of the points so we all understand the goals I am trying to accomplish.

1. 500 unique hits per day.  This means 500 different people coming to the site, not one person going to this site 500 times a day.  I would like to thank Brad for going to my site 500 times a day.
2. Is largely dependent upon 4. happening.  We are currently at 20,000.  I need to be near 120,000 by the end of this month if we can make this happen.
3. There hasn’t been any primaries yet, but the Texas governor’s primary is coming soon.  Since we are having a hard time making goals right now, I would suggest writing my name in only the Democratic governor’s primary in Texas.  Other races are fair game to all parties.  Here is a way to remember how to spell my name.
4. Remember that bad press is better than no press.  Feel free to say anything bad about me on your blog.  People would rather think I am mean to seniors and children than not know anything about me.
5. I really thought we had this one.  I am guessing that Obama Girl, Ron Paul Girl, and Jim Traficant Girl videos are 2008.
6. I think once I am on one network that the other networks will trip over themselves wanting to be the next network to interview me.  If I am interviewed by Thanksgiving, I should have no problem meeting this goal.
7. This is going to be hard to do unless it is fabricated on somebody else’s blog.  <hint>  Nobody believes a man’s escapades when he brags about it in first person.  Chuck Norris is popular despite his being modest about himself.  He has others brag about his accomplishments like: “Chuck Norris counted to infinity – twice.”

I am off to Dixville Notch, New Hampshire to campaign.  The road to the White House is long and bumpy.  It is time to repave it.

Campaign Goals for 2010

2008 – 11752 total hits (36.725 hits/day)

2009 – 45062 total hits (123.45 hits/day)

2010 – 151475 total hits (415.00 hits/day) [projected]

Below are my goals for the campaign for 2010.  I have raised the bar as high as I could without throwing out my shoulder.

1. Averaging 500 unique hits per day on this website.
2. 1,000,000  results when people search for “Ahmnodt Heare” on Google.  (we are currently at 17,600)
3. Enough write-in votes in upcoming primaries (Democratic and Republican).
4. At least 1,000 blogs mentioning Ahmnodt Heare and the campaign.
5. An “Ahmnodt Girl” video.
6. At least five national television appearances (broadcast or cable).
7. One scandal involving a multitude of women.  (More people are talking about Tiger Woods now than ever before!)

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With your continued help and support, “Ahmnodt Heare” will soon be as common a household name as Lysol.  Think of me as the Lysol of bad ideas.  I kill them when presented to me like Lysol kills germs as soon as contact is made.  Tell two friends today about my campaign.  Thank you.

25,000 is Just the Beginning!

It seems like a tremendous milestone.  It took me eight months to reach 5,000.  I reached the 5,000 plateau on October 23, 2008.  This is less than six months ago.  Since October, over 20,000 additional people have found this website.

On behalf of the staff, supporters, fans, and concubines of the Ahmnodt Heare for President Campaign, I would like to thank you for stopping by.  Please stop by ofter as the campaign continues to grow.

Sincerely,

Ahmnodt Heare

Independent Candidate for President

2009 Campaign Goals – First Quarter Results

1. Averaging 250 unique hits per day on this website.
2. 25,000 results when people search for “Ahmnodt Heare” on Google.
3. At least 10 blogs mentioning Ahmnodt Heare and the campaign.
4. An “Ahmnodt Girl” video.
5. At least one national television appearance (broadcast or cable)

The first goal is going along smoothly.  Although the current average for 2009 is only 126, there have been a few days with over 250 hits.  I can see this being a more common occurance as the year goes by.

The second goal is interesting.  It seems that Google has removed a bunch of search results.  “Ahmnodt Heare” has 7,610 hits.  It was over 15,000 the other day.

We are halfway towards the third goal.  One problem I have discovered is that one website no longer exists.

Goal number 4 baffles me.  This has always been a goal, but it seems that women don’t want the fame and admiration associated with being an “Ahmnodt Girl.”

The last goal is going to be a bit difficult.  The media is still orgasmic with a Democrat in the White House.  If either John McCain or I were to have won the election, the media would have been looking for the Democratic replacement on January 21.

I feel optimistic about reaching all the goals by the end of June.  I may have to do the “Ahmnodt Girl” video myself.

Campaign Goals for 2009

I hit a blogging milestone the other day with my 500th post.  One of the first posts was about the goals of my campaign:

1. Averaging 100 unique hits per day on this website.
2. 1000 results when people search for “Ahmnodt Heare” on Google.  (we are currently at 391)
3. Enough write-in votes in upcoming primaries (Democratic and Republican).
4. At least 10 blogs mentioning Ahmnodt Heare and the campaign.
5. An “Ahmnodt Girl” video.
6. At least one national television appearance (broadcast or cable)

Goal 1 – Mission accomplished. I have averaged 136 hits per day in 2009.  It would be much higher if my visits to the website counted.

Goal 2 – Mission accomplished.  As of today, there are 6,860 results for Ahmnodt Heare.  There are 7,860 results for Ahmnodt.  The reason I use “Ahmnodt Heare” as the benchmark and not “Ahmnodt” is because I figure once people find out about my campaign, they will want to name their sons “Ahmnodt“.

Goal 3 – WTF? Many problems here.  I never defined what “enough” is.  I will define it now.  It is defined as enough votes to win.

Goal 4 – We’re getting there.  I have decided that if you write a blog entry about the campaign, I will have a link to your blog.

Goal 5 – An “Ahmnodt Girl” video.  I am totally baffled over the lack of enthusiasm over this endevaour.  I thought I would be spending endless hours looking at videos trying to figure which one would be the best.  That has not been the case.

Goal 6 – This has not happened and I am sad.  However, I have been interviewed for a Pakistani website.

There is a lot that has to be done before this campaign can be considered successful.  I am confident that if I am invited to debate in 2012, that people will see the light and the election will become winnable.

October Goals

Due to pressures on the campaign trail, I haven’t been able to write my goals for a while.  Unfortunately, with limited time before the election, I have had to raise the stakes because winning this election will not be easy. 

Tell 2 45 friends.  If you do not have 45 friends, then tell 45 nice people. 

1. Averaging 750,000 unique hits per day on this website
2. 2,500,000 results when people search for “Ahmnodt Heare” on Google. (we are currently at 4780)
3. At least 1000 blogs mentioning Ahmnodt Heare and the campaign. (Currently at 3, plus a poll for President)
4. An “Ahmnodt Girl” video.
5.  At least 25 national television appearance (broadcast or cable)

 

I am beginning to think you people like things the way they are.  Neither Obama or McCain would change the economy for the better.  They both  voted for the bailout package and will forever be known for approving wooden arrows when our country was in dire need.

We all have a lot of work to do.  And with the cinemafia making the price of movies so expensive, there is no need to watch movies.