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WALNUT and ACORN

ACORN continues to find itself in trouble.  I first mentioned last year about WALNUT (We Americans Lending Naturally Underused Talents).  While ACORN is losing money because people are wising up their shenanigans and not donating to them, people are not donating to WALNUT because WALNUT is often confused with ACORN.

WALNUT does not take government money because of all the paperwork involved.   They are run solely by donor contributions.  However; because WALNUT does not like government involvement with its business, donations are NOT tax-deductible.

Please help the poor and donate to WALNUT today!  If you cannot donate today and are currently struggling to make ends meet, you can leave WALNUT as a sole beneficiary.  Not only will you not have to worry about harassing telemarketing calls for donations because you have donated before, but people will say nice things about you posthumously because you left a generous donation in your will.

December 17, 2009 Posted by | Ahmnodt, commentary, humor, issues, satire, scandal | , , , , , , , , | 2 Comments

   

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